I never claimed I was Irish; what I *said* is that I’m ire-ish.

@adhdeanasl

Did your Grandmother ‘tell stories’ about being Irish? Because it’s OK to say you’re Irish if your Grandmother ‘told stories’ about being Irish. Yep. Totally fine.

@adhdeanasl

Congenital Liars. It's a thing.
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@wren @adhdeanasl I only had *two beers* God is my witness!

[faceplants into a peat bog]