I never claimed I was Irish; what I *said* is that I’m ire-ish.

@adhdeanasl

Did your Grandmother ‘tell stories’ about being Irish? Because it’s OK to say you’re Irish if your Grandmother ‘told stories’ about being Irish. Yep. Totally fine.

@adhdeanasl

Congenital Liars. It's a thing.
🤥 🤥 🤥

@wren @adhdeanasl I only had *two beers* God is my witness!

[faceplants into a peat bog]

@adhdeanasl I'm not an atheist. I said I was athe-ish.
@adhdeanasl this behavior is raising my ire.

@adhdeanasl

I never claimed I was Serbian. I'm actually Serb-Ishian.

@adhdeanasl I didn’t tell a bunch of big fat lies. I told a bunch of big fat-ish lies.
@adhdeanasl I'm not German, I'm germy.