Wired WizDec 27, 2022
Uncle Duke 

IN CASE OF FIRE:

1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.

2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.

3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.

4) Exit.

Dec 26, 2022 at 2:05pmWeb
Show threadprogressiveartistDec 26, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 😂
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Show threadFor the love of humanityDec 28, 2022
@andydarvill @UncleDuke1969
I don't know. Some people will relate to that.
😐
Show threadFernheadDec 26, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 sign design by George Costanza
Show threadEurotechnoDec 26, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 hehe 😊 it really can't mean anything else
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@UncleDuke1969 @adhdeanasl 🤣😂
Show threadKFClintonDec 26, 2022
@UncleDuke1969
Show threadJ M BerntsonDec 29, 2022

@KFClinton @UncleDuke1969 Sometimes God is fertilizer.

Sometimes it's a city in Hungary.

(¨ on the ö intentionally left out for the bad joke)

Show threadHoward CohenDec 26, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 Seems legit.
Show threadArt in a Blanket FortDec 26, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 this made me laugh until tears came to my eyes 🤣 thanks for sharing
Show threadNancyMDec 26, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 😂😂I almost did a spit-take as I was drinking tea while reading this.
Show threadGuitarGirlDec 26, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 😂
Show threadWallyapplebee 🌈 ☀️🌵Dec 26, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 you are bad, and I like it Uncle! 🥰
Show threadTobias KremkauDec 26, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 This is the most disturbing emergency exit sign I have ever seen. In itself, it says to leave everyone behind and save yourself. From where is it?
Show threadPam GardensDec 26, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 lol
Show threadMatt ⎊ Dec 26, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 @FuzzyWuzzy honestly it’s a lot to remember in an emergency so I’m glad they put the sign up
Show threadCanadian CroneDec 26, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 Still laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Show threadΣ(i³) = (Σi)²Dec 26, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 in order to be properly prepared, you should practice these moves several times a day.
Show threadPhoenixSerenityDec 26, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 Is this a late Festivus emergency exit sign gift, from George Costanza?
Show threadjules / cowbell as fuckDec 26, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 made me 🤣ol at the airport just now
Show threadxs4me2Dec 26, 2022

@UncleDuke1969

And while doing so, don't panic!

Show threadSebastian LammermannDec 26, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 seems as if all my trainings were wrong! 😱
Show threadAudrea 🌸Dec 26, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 😂😂😂
Show threadRo Gutiérrez Abréu ✨️Dec 26, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 Human nature illustrated 😜🔥
Show threadIke Rosen 🏳️‍🌈🕎🗽✡️♿️Dec 27, 2022
@UncleDuke1969
Very clever. Thanks
Show threadJosh (like the wine)Dec 27, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 @davidgarywood I think the take-home lesson is to not be on fire.
Show threadKoalaTPunzDec 27, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 the Michael Scott Dunder Mifflin fire escape plan.
Show threadUnbreakable? Hold my espresso.Dec 27, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 Remember OJ Simpson in those Hertz commercials leaping over everyone to get out of the airport first? Yeah, me neither. That would be inappropriate. Maybe there is a white Bronco outside. No, wrong again.
Show threadAlex HungDec 27, 2022

@UncleDuke1969

1) Punch people behind and in front of you in the face so you have a better chance of survival

2) If you fall onto your knees because someone punch you in the face, return the favor by punching them in their crotch or chest so they fall next to you to cushion your own fall.

Show threadWallOffTrumpDec 27, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 that's great
Show threadCathybugDec 27, 2022
@UncleDuke1969
Hilarious
Show threadTrashfirekittenDec 27, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 http://smithplanet.com/stuff/warnings.htm "If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud."
Ready... for what?

Show threadbillheywoodDec 27, 2022
@UncleDuke1969
5) stick your hand in the fire, just to check it's really hot 🔥
Show threadDeeAnn LittleDec 28, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 this looks like something @mfeilner would enjoy, so tagging him
Show threadMarkus Feilner (has moved)Dec 28, 2022
@chillicampari @UncleDuke1969
I see...
Show threadSakaé FuchinoJan 10, 2023
@UncleDuke1969 @avillavecesn We all are very possibly descendants of those people who survived in this way.
Show threadAndrés Villaveces NiñoJan 10, 2023

@sakaefchn @UncleDuke1969

Yes. And that is a sobering thought.

Show threadSimon Galipeau Jan 10, 2023
@UncleDuke1969 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Show threadSchlockluster VideoJun 5, 2023
@UncleDuke1969 🤣🤣🤣 Tell the person on fire behind you to "Talk to the hand." This will confuse them, and allow you to make it to an exit more quickly ...