@godpod Also he's a fascist, and I mean that quite precisely and literally.

@godpod you put the flyon his head, didn't you? Be honest.

@godpod Well, if he’s like Santos, he can invent a Bond-Like alter ego and get elected, and the NYT won’t was a word.

@godpod Mike old buddy, ole pal, no theocracy, none of the time,

@godpod
If I'd say that to my wife she'd kick me 😋

@godpod When I think of Pence I think if Trump as the playground bully, shaking his first, and threatening to punch your teeth out. And Mike is the weedy little sidekick who leans out from behind him and goes “yeaaah”.

@godpod Mike Pence looks like a thumb and calls his wife Mother and isn't allowed to go to a meeting or dinner or anything else with a woman, unless there are chaperones.
The boy has issues. Serious, possibly criminal issues. Has anyone checked his basement? Has anyone ever gone into his basement and lived to tell about it?
I'm just asking the questions I think should be asked.

@godpod Pence is like Santa Claus. He's got white hair, calls his wife, "Mother," and only comes once a year but it's in the dark so no one has seen it.

@godpod thumbs have thumbnails

@godpod I heard that the fly took a long shower after realizing whose head it landed on

@godpod I always thought Q Tip

@godpod only serious issue I ever had with my grandfather was him calling my grandmother “mother.” That’s just weird.

@godpod even Mike's fly is looking for something more substantial.

@godpod and those are actually his BEST qualities