Natalie WynnWhere do gifts come from if Jesus didn’t make them checkmate atheists
ihme sälli@contrapoints
this old fat dude makes them at earhill. Supposedly has buch of brownies helping him make and distribute them.
Momo Sweet@contrapoints I, for one, enjoy watching my gifts evolve from nothing beneath my Christmas tree each year even though I’m not an atheist.
Enara 
❔@contrapoints how on earth did Sorbo think that was a good argument??? 😂🤣
Mcdirk@EnaWasHere @contrapoints he isn’t very bright
Meg, Knower of Winter Things@contrapoints does he think god makes Christmas presents?
Werewolf Bar Kochba@contrapoints if sweaters evolved from socks, why are there still socks?
Charlie Chaplain@dickius @contrapoints socks fit perfectly on feet, god made them
airportline@contrapoints Santa deniers smh
Ana Francisca 兰兰🏳️⚧️@contrapoints my presents came from a singularity in space and time that triggers during the solstice lmao what is he talking about
draziI was not aware that Santa was God. Today I learned.
Jessica Cheeri@contrapoints How... How does he think any of these things work? Or is the word "think" going to need a back brace for all the heavy lifting
HandgunYoga (he/him/his)@contrapoints Christofascist outrage is the “reason for the season!” I was naughty all year, never believed in God or Hell, voted Democrat, and still got gifts. He’s just jealous.
Doug Pasnak@contrapoints Owned. Off to church I go I guess.
DaemØn@contrapoints Christians had to literally co-opt winter solstice and yule by MOVING the date of their messiah's birth.. and this douchenozzle believes Christianity OWNS the idea of gift giving during winter. sUcK iT aThEiStS lol
PointlessSpike@contrapoints I have been misled about evolution, it seems.
vanoreo
Ian K. Rogers ikr?╭ರ_ಠ@contrapoints Yule love the answer to this one /dad_joke
Paolo Van Erp@contrapoints wtf is he even trying to say? Shut up, kevin sorbo. You're bad at metaphors and nobody likes you.
DimerHunton :toucan:
RamblesAboutStuff@contrapoints Exactly! Next thing you know, atheists are gonna tell us that after resurrecting from having died on the cross, Jesus *didn’t* make an Easter bunny out of tempered chocolate. Where did the bunny come from then? Hm?
Atheist Incoherence Exposed!!!
ValeriethelovelydeadlyItalian@contrapoints i can't believe you have mastadon holy shit 💜🏳️⚧️
Revang@contrapoints hello ???
kavi 🚱🌉@contrapoints
This tweet really makes substantially more sense if he's using the term "atheists" to refer to people who don't believe in Santa
This tweet really makes substantially more sense if he's using the term "atheists" to refer to people who don't believe in Santa
ZagTheRaccoon 🦝 (Essayist)@contrapoints Neil Degras Tyson energy
hoodie@contrapoints isn’t this guy going to go to hell for the sacrilegious act of portraying a heathen god himself?
CodieneC@contrapoints Sorbo seems to have lost more than the few rocks he had
Minsooky@contrapoints he seems miserable.
Konrad Wieczorek@contrapoints How is this guy so aggressively dumb? 🤔
Jesús Nieto@contrapoints I read GIFs. A technically inclined god🤦♀️😝
aethervision 
@contrapoints @Chronotope It’s been nyeresting watching Sorbo evolve from Hercules to Crappo: God of the Idiots over the years.
Richie Enameller@contrapoints @carl Stupidity is destroying America.
Antisapien 
He's not even a himbo. Just a rightwing crazy
Nobodyisall@contrapoints hey Contrapoints idk if you will get this! But I went to Twitter jail for you! I'll be locked up for a whole 12 hours!😺