Leonard the cat, in his excitement and affection, slammed his head into my hand while I was feeding him, sending kibble everywhere. So that's fun.

I'm not usually big into dream analysis, but I dreamt that deer kept falling through skylights of the biology classroom while a busker made candy, and that seems to warrant a moment of "wtf?"

I had hoped that the last time I pulled cables through the entertainment center would be *the* last time, but turns out this new TV only supports toslink for audio out, so I guess not.

I have an inside joke with myself to incorrectly pluralize things in the style of Attorneys General.

I want every bill notification email to include whether I'm signed up for autopay. I have to check several of my bills every damn month because I can never remember which one doesn't offer it (it's Tukwila water billing, btw).

Last night I was wondering what NPCs in Zelda games used Heart Pieces for, and @AwfulCreature suggested the most fantastically absurd possibility, that they all already have 20 heart containers. I love the idea that everybody is just absolutely jacked except Link.

I really want to replay BotW, but I know I'll enjoy TotK way more if I don't this close to launch.

Star Wars Episode I: Racer is unironically one of my favorite games, so shout out to the guy who made the custom control scheme for steam deck.

I know what the phrase "vegan friendly" means, but it just makes me imagine the phrase "vegan rude". Like "this reactionary soy milk will insult your mother."

As a non-xtian, trending topics around Easter get really creepy and ominous. It always feels like the opening scenes of a zombie movie.