One of the weirdest things I see conservatives talk about is "heartbeats" in fetuses.

Putting aside the semantic question of whether a heartbeat can exist without a heart, houseflies have hearts! Hearts are in no way an indication of personhood!

Things you say about someone you have confidence in famously include

• "he’s normal"
• "There’s no weirdness."
• "No insanity."

Regional variation in the United States is amazing! In other parts of the country, you wouldn't just have a big pile of snow on the sidewalk

In New York, for example, that would be a pile of garbage bags