fuck around and find out is literally the scientific method
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@tillianisafox yup! just gotta write it all down, otherwise how else is someone gonna fuck around the exact way you did to try and replicate your results? 
@tillianisafox Only if you wrote down what you’re fucking around with and found out. Otherwise it’s sparkling anecdotes.
@tillianisafox The secret is to maximise the finding out.
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And standardise the fucking around (≧∇≦)b

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Yeah I've always had a "wait wait but ..." reaction whenever someone uses that phrase derisively, to warn someone

@tillianisafox true, but you have to write it down
@weezmgk @tillianisafox you have to write it down *and publish it*
@tillianisafox @doot The difference between science and fucking around is writing things down
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“@zellieimani @guncelawits 1) decide what you want to find out 2) plan how to fuck around 3) fuck around 4) find out 5) record how you actually fucked around 6) record what you actually found out 7) suggest new things to find out 8) suggest ways to tweak fucking around 9) submit for peer review 10) tenure!”

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@naught101 @tillianisafox As a professional, I've always found that while communicating one's findings is critical to this process (it indeed straddles finding out and fucking around, as many people discover when they are researching their thesis introduction), the actual publishing process is completely tangential & momentum-stopping.

Hmm. I think this could turn into a full-fledged rant and resolution to do more preprint self-archiving. Will spare you more.

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Well, fuck around with one variable while doing your best to keep all the others as unfucked as possible... and find out.
@tillianisafox if I may… fuck around, while controlling for confounders, find out, and then share those findings with others
@tillianisafox can’t remember where I found this but tl;dr yes
@tillianisafox It's only scientific is you write it down!
The 'Demon Core,' The Orb That Was Supposed To Power An Atomic Bomb — But Proved Too Deadly

The 'demon core' wrought so much death at the Los Alamos Laboratory that many believed it was cursed.

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@tillianisafox almost. It's more like: predict what would happen when you fuck around, then fuck around and see if what you predicted happened.
@tillianisafox And that is why you wear eye protection.
@tillianisafox The only difference between fucking around and science is taking notes!
@tillianisafox this is one of the better pitches ive heard for non-monogamy. "But babe its the scientific method!"

@tillianisafox Speaking as an engineer, yes, it certainly is. An example being the Castle Bravo thermonuclear test -- unintentionally the largest the U.S. ever detonated.

It was supposed to deliver around 6 to 10 megatons but ran away to 15 megatons due to physics we didn't yet understand at the time. It worked considerably better than expected. Oops.

Nuke tests were never supposed to discover new physics but this one did.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castle_Bravo

Castle Bravo - Wikipedia

@tillianisafox By the way, there's a lot of wrong information out there on YouTube etc. about what happened and what went wrong. If you want an explanation let me know.

In any case, the explosion yielded about twice the output expected so a lot of unexpected damage was done. Nobody was amused. This test scared the crap out of everybody including the Russians and resulted in a careful re-examination of the whole nuclear weapons program.

@tillianisafox Don't forget writing it down!

Fuck around, find out, take notes.

@tillianisafox slight correction: "fuck around, find out and write down" is the scientific method. Subtle but important difference.
@tillianisafox … and how you end up in front of the ethics review board in medicine
@tillianisafox This thread brings tears of joy to my eyes! Respect to every contributor and my dear @phillip who always knows the best Fedi spots! 💞

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The finding out is critical, but one has to be clear about the hypothesis, even hypotheses, if you are really out here eff-ing around.

To find out, one must be open to the possibility of finding out.

If my logic is correct, this means dumbasses fall short not because they do not-hot ish, but because they think the eff-ing around is the science.

I'm applying this to so many areas, and can confirm this holds up quite well outside of a lab.

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except for the parts where you imagine fucking up to try to really imagine what you’d have found out

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'Remember, the difference between science and screwing around is writing it down.' ~Adam Savage
@tillianisafox As a biologist, I second this statement.
@tillianisafox @iteration523 kinda, but remember to document everything
@tillianisafox Reminds me of the similar "The difference between fucking around and science is documentation"
@tillianisafox totally true, just so long as you write it down! Once had a mentor say something to that effect to me.
@tillianisafox Honestly that's not what that phrase means.
@tillianisafox if you have a hypothesis that it’s not going to end well, then yes.
@tillianisafox But only if you write it down. Otherwise it's just sparkling fuckery.