Happy Family Sysadmin day to all who celebrate.
@ftrain this is why I started telling family that I don't know how to work on computers that cost under $100k. I started doing this 20 years ago. It worked like a charm.
@mrdenny @ftrain I bought a Mac 20 years ago and started telling everyone I use a Mac and don’t know about PCs. Worked a treat until everyone started buying Macs.
@bigjsl @mrdenny @ftrain i have run Linux on desktop for 20 years, and saying I only know Linux helps a lot :)
@bigjsl @mrdenny @ftrain This is what I did. I can pretty honestly tell people I have no idea how to fix Windows.
@mattrose @bigjsl @mrdenny @ftrain Off-topic but on-theme: I made a firm conscious decision many decades ago never to learn COBOL, to ensure that I'd never accidentally get sucked into a situation where I was writing or maintaining COBOL code.
@bigjsl @mrdenny @ftrain I've been using a Mac for 30 years at home and somehow that's the only bit of data that stuck with my family, even though I've been using Windows for 25 years at work. Off the hook!
@mrdenny @ftrain need to write up an SLA and establish a rate for service calls.

@mrdenny it's even funnier because that's also literally my case (bioinformatics analysis on very large HPC)... and my mom's (worked on IBM mainframes back in her days).

Cue in both of us looking clueless in front of some modern tiny shiny gadget.