@ftrain this is why I started telling family that I don't know how to work on computers that cost under $100k. I started doing this 20 years ago. It worked like a charm.
@mrdenny@ftrain I bought a Mac 20 years ago and started telling everyone I use a Mac and don’t know about PCs. Worked a treat until everyone started buying Macs.
@mattrose@bigjsl@mrdenny@ftrain Off-topic but on-theme: I made a firm conscious decision many decades ago never to learn COBOL, to ensure that I'd never accidentally get sucked into a situation where I was writing or maintaining COBOL code.