My sympathy to the three ghosts who visit Elon tonight.
@sandofsky nah even the ghosts don’t want to keep him company
@sandofsky "You can only be my ghosts if you're willing to be totally 'hardcore'"

@sandofsky Ghost of Christmas past: come we'll go out this window.

Elon: But I'm a mere mortal, I'll fall

Ghost: er, no you'll be um fine. Yeah, I'll make you float and stuff… probably.

@sandofsky,
I think we're gonna need more ghosts...
@sandofsky 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
@sandofsky The only ghost visiting him will be the ghosts of Twitter and Tesla...but that will be around Groundhog Day...
@sandofsky
They're out doing shots to prepare.

@sandofsky
ELONEZER: O Spirit of Christmas Yet to Be, please, spare me more horrors. I beg of you, is there no bright spot in this miserable future in which innocent pedestrians are mowed down by rampaging self-driving electrified auto-mobiles? My children, what of my children, surely they must survive, perhaps even thrive!

[The SPIRIT lifts his torch, lighting a graveyard full of tombstones, each engraved with strings of random Unicode gibberish.]

ELONEZER: Noooooo!