Peter Lee
George Takei 
π³οΈβπππ½The NORAD Twitter account has been suspended for doxxing the location of Santa's sleigh.
TJ@georgetakei ho ho ho and a bottle of rum.
ForceGhost@TJ800 @georgetakei three ho 's and alcohol?
Fascinating!
@georgetakei @FieldMontgomery just OJ for baby Yoda.
@TJ800 @georgetakei strong drink giveth the desire, but taketh away the ability.
Orange juice is fine.
@FieldMontgomery @georgetakei Quite the randy Yoda you are.
@TJ800 @georgetakei desirable, I am.
Dana R Fisher
ZZ Bottom@georgetakei π Happy Christmas to All you love and care.
Vincent1957@georgetakei that is not a surprise is it so many people have lost it for telling the truth
πͺπΊ Paul Schoonhoven ππ@georgetakei hahaha.. Serious? π€
Bluebeat Shelter
Thalass@vosje62
It's pretty sad that we can't tell if it's satire or not.
It's pretty sad that we can't tell if it's satire or not.
@Thalass it is so easy to check.
Good satire makes you wonder. π
Good satire makes you wonder. π
Joachim Jake Layes@vosje62 @georgetakei what did you expect, these are assassination coordinates
βοΈ@georgetakei Santa's sleigh travels too fast, it must be awful for the environment
Sagittarius 1805Doxxing is Doxxing πππ€£π€£
D. G. MarshallSanta's assassination coordinates.
Fuck Elon 
8 year old Elon would have done exactly that, and then used Starlink to bring Santa to his house and his house only.
He would then complain he did not get enough gifts because the elves were not hardcore enough.
Miserable Old-GitWill he be banning airlines?
I mean they keep on publishing the exact location of all their planes!
_bluestar_@georgetakei this year Santa is using the Tesla sleigh!
@_bluestar_ @georgetakei recalled for fire hazard
LibertyForward1@_bluestar_ @georgetakei Hopefully he's not using driverless mode
NoShutt@georgetakei that's a joke, right?????? ππππ
Paul@NoShutt @georgetakei who can tell any more π
@NoShutt @georgetakei who can tell any more π
StrangerHereMyself
Dr. Guillermo Power 
@georgetakei πππππ
rlfswdnNORADsanta is not suspended in Sweden
Kris Samsel@georgetakei Emerald boy thinks he knows doxxing?
Nahβ¦
PoliticalPuffin in the UK@georgetakei Wait, What?
Oh, no ! That's Christmas ruined! How am I supposed to tell how far he's still got to go? How am I supposed to know when Santa has been?
The one site https://www.noradsanta.org/en/assets/map/embed.html that definitely wasn't fake news and its been taken down !
I bet next year there will be a 'blue nosed Santa' checkmark that we will have to subscribe to if we want to know Santa's whereabouts. It's a deep snow conspiracy, I tell you!
Char
BlueGirlGreenTearsMerry Christmas George!! π€πππ»
Rusty Freewheel@georgetakei Do people even do twitter anymore?
Gman@georgetakei π€ Merry Christmas Lieutenant Hikaru Sulu π
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Edge 
@georgetakei Assassination coordinates. They had it coming!
Sova@georgetakei oh my!
Doug@georgetakei That's OK, we shouldn't be misleading our children into believing that there really is a Twitter anyways.
Marc Madness@georgetakei I can't tell if this is a joke given that I don't use the hellbird site. However, in light of recent events, it's not outside of the realm of possibility and hilarious if true.
Jodi
Sam Thurston 
@georgetakei dammit I just made this joke and then scrolled down to yours
Aho@georgetakei #Santa can be hired from #Finland and he arrives already today on the 24th as he should π
https://pukkijouluksi.fi/etsijoulupukkeja/
https://pukkijouluksi.fi/etsijoulupukkeja/
Baron Crimson ππ»@georgetakei they confirmed Santa isnβt visiting Elon
kcdee@georgetakei Ohhhh my! πππ
beforewisdom 
@georgetakei George, there is no Santa Klaus.
Sgt.bubbles@georgetakei I heard Rudolph may be Twitterβs next CEOβ¦
Irina@sgtbubbles @georgetakei Would probably be better at it than almost anyone else.
Stephen@georgetakei lol:blobcatdizzy:
Kinu@georgetakei hahaha unreal
Jan Hildegard@georgetakei ππ€£π
DW Β―\_(γ)_/Β―@georgetakei 
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The Zan π³οΈβππΈπͺ
Ro Laren RED57π₯π©π¦¨πππ€‘Santa is REAL. He lives in peopleβs kindness.
The Grinch is real too, he lives wherever unkind people are in charge. Elonβs not one one of the lucky ones whose hearts will grow 2 times as large.
Glad Santaβs in our airspace.
Rich Sharples@georgetakei youβre geolocation gags are sleighing us !
Rr2
EmmieWright
Carotheangel