Jacob Knife Roomba
hannah onlineHello please direct your web browser to http://rat.pictures/ to see a picture of my rat
I'm rather proud of myself for going from "doesn't have a website" to "hosting rat.pictures, with a valid ssl certificate, from my own linux vps" in about three hours. it's the 90s baby!
check out my mastodon profile page I'm verified now ππ
Due to popular demand I have added two more rat pictures to https://rat.pictures/. I expect to receive VC funding shortly
If my amateurish access.log cat-grep-awk isn't lying to me, rat.pictures has somehow already been viewed over 14,000 times by nearly 5,000 unique ips. these are numbers sequoia capital simply cannot ignore
I think I parsed the log wrong but the important thing is that I can write those numbers in a very large font on a powerpoint slide above the words "Exponential MAU Growth"
to whoever is trying to access /wp-login.php, please know that if you want the rat pictures you can simply download them from the site. there are no additional hidden rat pictures on the server at this time so please stop trying to hack it
Just added a custom cursor. Best viewed on desktop. try mousing over the link :3
UsernameSwift 
β@prehensile I'm curious, but also scared. The last site that I was on broke my cursor and set it to the website cursor system-wide.
@prehensile Okay, update: it didn't break, and this is amazing.
Astra (backup)@prehensile release the #secretratpics!! we know youβre hiding them behind a secret wordpress login
Christopher Hunter@prehensile I've never understood 2 factor authentication on a utility bill. Is a hacker going to pay my bill for me?
@chunter they type in a negative dollar amount and steal it from the gas company. Itβs an advanced technique
Eddie Roosenmaallen@prehensile oh sweetie, we all know the secret rat pictures are the best ones!
bangaroo π¦@prehensile I donβt know who you are but youβre a source of internet joy for me
@roo haha thank you. Iβm just a simple full stack rat developer
@prehensile full rat stack that makes sense
TheIronFox(MOVED)@prehensile sounds like the kind of thing someone who is trying to hide rat pictures would sayβ¦
Not a Spring Onion@prehensile Likely because the third picture is a bit "slutty"...
Eleanor be like "look at me, hoomans, that's what peak performance looks like".
Shyra βTechβ Ambrosia 
Ya Girl, Chimerelda E. Error@prehensile rat liking is a growth industry
jessica by the bay@prehensile wait rats are cute?
@rooster more and more people are saying it
Gabrielle Gueron
Andy 
#RIPYassie@rooster @prehensile Raccoon Tifa cosplay when?
MikeKNah, straight to IPO
@mkarliner looks like there's no RATS on nasdaq yet
No, but there are plenty on the crypto exchanges...
Raygan Kelly 
@prehensile thatβs a good rat.
Amazey@prehensile love the "Black Death" poster above the rat cage
@twistylittlepassages it's motivational
Charles J Gervasi β‘π‘οΈπ₯₯@prehensile I would like more rat pictures. π
Elisa Martinez@prehensile Iβd like to invest
Michael W Lucas 
@mwl wow that's some rats!!
Tsunderdog@prehensile this is great rat content
Wendy MsGator πLovely work there.
fuzzface@WendyMsGator @prehensile Spiffy!!!
Octavia con Amore@prehensile Oooo, greeeeeen γΎ(ｑ>οΉ<ｑ)οΎοΎβ§*γ
DasSchaf@prehensile verified rat!
Josiah Wilson 
β@prehensile Ratified!!
aeva@prehensile make sure you put the little gif box on there that indicates that it passed the official w3c html 4.1 strict validator!
sei 
@prehensile aww, cute
Luci/Isabelle π΅πΈ@prehensile now make it dual-stack IPv4 and IPv6 
@inzig0 why is that good
@prehensile future proofing ig idk
Efi (nap pet) π¦π€@prehensile cute and good
Tam OcelloWhat a cutie!
Vx. Princess "size_t queen" Grace 
@prehensile good rat picture, imo
@prehensile the most vital website on the Internet
godspeed you! big animal@prehensile beautiful. thank you
Your rat is very lovely. π
hermit@prehensile this is very good!
beetlejuice's ghoulish wife@prehensile yes.... YES!!!
impossibly fragmented@prehensile soft nose cute cute!!!!!
male fujoshi@prehensile thank you for this
Mudkiz@prehensile omg what a cutie! rats make some of the best pets while you have them.
Ralph Waldo Pickle Chips@prehensile excuse me this domain is very inaccurate, i expected a second picture