hannah onlineHello please direct your web browser to http://rat.pictures/ to see a picture of my rat
I'm rather proud of myself for going from "doesn't have a website" to "hosting rat.pictures, with a valid ssl certificate, from my own linux vps" in about three hours. it's the 90s baby!
check out my mastodon profile page I'm verified now ππ
Due to popular demand I have added two more rat pictures to https://rat.pictures/. I expect to receive VC funding shortly
If my amateurish access.log cat-grep-awk isn't lying to me, rat.pictures has somehow already been viewed over 14,000 times by nearly 5,000 unique ips. these are numbers sequoia capital simply cannot ignore
I think I parsed the log wrong but the important thing is that I can write those numbers in a very large font on a powerpoint slide above the words "Exponential MAU Growth"
to whoever is trying to access /wp-login.php, please know that if you want the rat pictures you can simply download them from the site. there are no additional hidden rat pictures on the server at this time so please stop trying to hack it
Just added a custom cursor. Best viewed on desktop. try mousing over the link :3
technology is amazing
moved to @@prehensile beautiful rat cursor
optimal for clicking on images of rats
optimal for clicking on images of rats
Cyber Yuki
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jessica by the bay@prehensile @Doom_Bunny did you make the rat curser copyright Jessica dated earlier today 2022
@rooster @Doom_Bunny I made the rat cursor
UsernameSwift 
β@prehensile I'm curious, but also scared. The last site that I was on broke my cursor and set it to the website cursor system-wide.
@prehensile Okay, update: it didn't break, and this is amazing.
senna.apk@usernameswift @prehensile your cursor has a glitter sparkle trail forever now
Shyra βTechβ Ambrosia 
@prehensile That's adorable!
ryan@prehensile rat.pictures just gets better every time i visit
Not a Spring Onion@prehensile And so, the feature creep begins 
Like it πΎ
@wakame the purpose of my website is to display rat pictures so itβs actually really important
@prehensile "On this page, everything is a rat picture: The pictures, the mouse cursor, even this font is made up out of tiny rat pictures if you look close enough."
Astra (backup)@prehensile release the #secretratpics!! we know youβre hiding them behind a secret wordpress login
Christopher Hunter@prehensile I've never understood 2 factor authentication on a utility bill. Is a hacker going to pay my bill for me?
@chunter they type in a negative dollar amount and steal it from the gas company. Itβs an advanced technique
Eddie Roosenmaallen@prehensile oh sweetie, we all know the secret rat pictures are the best ones!
bangaroo π¦@prehensile I donβt know who you are but youβre a source of internet joy for me
@roo haha thank you. Iβm just a simple full stack rat developer
@prehensile full rat stack that makes sense
TheIronFox(MOVED)@prehensile sounds like the kind of thing someone who is trying to hide rat pictures would sayβ¦
@prehensile Likely because the third picture is a bit "slutty"...
Eleanor be like "look at me, hoomans, that's what peak performance looks like".
Ya Girl, Chimerelda E. Error@prehensile rat liking is a growth industry
@prehensile wait rats are cute?
@rooster more and more people are saying it
Gabrielle Gueron
Andy 
#RIPYassie@rooster @prehensile Raccoon Tifa cosplay when?
MikeKNah, straight to IPO
@mkarliner looks like there's no RATS on nasdaq yet
No, but there are plenty on the crypto exchanges...
Raygan Kelly 
@prehensile thatβs a good rat.
Amazey@prehensile love the "Black Death" poster above the rat cage
@twistylittlepassages it's motivational
Charles J Gervasi β‘π‘οΈπ₯₯@prehensile I would like more rat pictures. π
Elisa Martinez@prehensile Iβd like to invest
Michael W Lucas 
@mwl wow that's some rats!!
Tsunderdog@prehensile this is great rat content
Wendy MsGator πLovely work there.
fuzzface@WendyMsGator @prehensile Spiffy!!!
Octavia con Amore@prehensile Oooo, greeeeeen γΎ(ｑ>οΉ<ｑ)οΎοΎβ§*γ
DasSchaf@prehensile verified rat!
Josiah Wilson 
β@prehensile Ratified!!
aeva@prehensile make sure you put the little gif box on there that indicates that it passed the official w3c html 4.1 strict validator!
sei 
@prehensile aww, cute
Luci/Isabelle π΅πΈ@prehensile now make it dual-stack IPv4 and IPv6 
@inzig0 why is that good
@prehensile future proofing ig idk
Efi (nap pet) π¦π€@prehensile cute and good