I'm rather proud of myself for going from "doesn't have a website" to "hosting rat.pictures, with a valid ssl certificate, from my own linux vps" in about three hours. it's the 90s baby!

check out my mastodon profile page I'm verified now 😎👍

Due to popular demand I have added two more rat pictures to https://rat.pictures/. I expect to receive VC funding shortly

If my amateurish access.log cat-grep-awk isn't lying to me, rat.pictures has somehow already been viewed over 14,000 times by nearly 5,000 unique ips. these are numbers sequoia capital simply cannot ignore

I think I parsed the log wrong but the important thing is that I can write those numbers in a very large font on a powerpoint slide above the words "Exponential MAU Growth"

to whoever is trying to access /wp-login.php, please know that if you want the rat pictures you can simply download them from the site. there are no additional hidden rat pictures on the server at this time so please stop trying to hack it

@prehensile I don’t know who you are but you’re a source of internet joy for me