happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
@rebeccawatson Unrelated to the content of your post, but happy to see you posting on Mastodon!
@rebeccawatson ok but what about Christmas Steve?

@misc @rebeccawatson Happy Christmas Steve to all the gays out there.

#AdamAndSteve

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It's Christmas Eve and Christmas Adam, Not Christmas Eve and Christmas madam!

@rebeccawatson and typical of the way of things, adam again comes before eve

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Christmas Adam always comes before Christmas Eve. Happy December 23. The only way Christmas Adam could be more on-brand for mens rights activists is if it were on December 21st, the shortest day of the year.

@rebeccawatson Fine, if Christmas comes early one year, we can call it Adam.
@rebeccawatson christmas steve just feels unseen.
@rebeccawatson God bless us, everyone with a penis!
@rebeccawatson I don't understand what christmas adam is about? I guess I get, from context, that it's a way to poke fun at MRA? I don't understand the reference. I suppose I'm glad I'm not down in the fever swamps. I guess I don't need to or want to know, really.

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My fear is that is for real and there’s some MRA who believe that Christmas Adam should be a thing.

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some dudes just can’t take a little friendly ribbing.
@rebeccawatson it's merry not happy
@dantejames86 @rebeccawatson yes, 'cause she's always missing Joseph too, now you mention it

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MRA nuts are so [bad word] stupid that it hurts my eyebrows.

Their one good idea was toxic masculinity. That's it. Everything else that vomits out of their mouths is [bad word].

@rebeccawatson This thread is making my Eve's Eve as i run two last second errands.

@rebeccawatson You're a day early! It's christmas adam adam, or possibly christmas adam squared.

He sounds kinda square anyway, tbh...

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I am the christmas Adam, and I am happy
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Well now... We wouldn't want someone to *ahem* TURN IT INTO a joke.

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Dear Men's Rights Activists, you're pathetic and weak. Happy Holidays. -me

@rebeccawatson never going to not be funny
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men's rights? What even is that? Man on top get it over with quick? The jerk right? (Similar to Karen right) Effete men excusing their uselessness?
@rebeccawatson @Popehat exposing the fatal flaw of Mastodon as a social media: there are no shit birds to troll when we're feeling saucy.
So Christmas Eve means Christmas evening? All this time I thought it was the day and night before
@rebeccawatson it’s Christmas Eve, not Christmas Steve
@rebeccawatson Good news! This is not what turned MRA into a joke
@rebeccawatson Cracked me up! Expert trolling 😀
@rebeccawatson Happy Christmas Adam, everyone! 😅👍❤️

ancient tumblr screenshots circulating on the fediverse

it's growing up :')

@rebeccawatson Christmas Sadam is not amused….
@rebeccawatson Cool! “Adam” could be short for “a damning indictment”. Merry burn the patriarchy!