1st day on Mastodon: hi everyone, I'm interested in art, architecture, and cat pics!! 😊

3rd day on Mastodon: gonna find bigfoot and fuck him

@Louisa
Animated GIF, or you are making it up!! And his name is Sasquatch!
@Louisa he, uh, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxQwtl_giK4 seems to like boy rock stars
"YETI" — A Bad Lip Reading of Coldplay

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@Louisa wow you're right there was a considerable amount of cat posts when I first started using Mastodon lol
@Louisa oh thank god so I can just skip the niceties, when we gonna fuck bigfoot y'all?? is mothman invited???
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>Not saying you'll find and fuck bigfoot on your first day
Weak

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Bigfoot would and WILL happily fuck you, they’re just shy and get lost easily and that’s 

@Louisa @Gargron I would not really dare to call this a positive development😁
@Louisa boosted for the benefit of pals i just got to join 😂 cc @mitten
@Louisa i think my first post ever was simply "dracula's dick"
@Louisa really helps a spectrophiliac like me fit right in
@Louisa I hear some folks wait until after receiving their "Conquest of Bread" epub to go chasing Primal Dad Energy.
@Louisa Lou, this is evergreen content
@Louisa I'm interested in Bigfoot art, fuck architecture and finding cats
@Louisa This post makes me wish I could like and boost stuff twice.
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I love that mastodon is where I can be as weird as I am around my friends whereas I feel like other social media can't be as weird
@Louisa 6th day: do you think bigfoot has a feet fetish or a feet fetishist fetish??
@Louisa someone finally described the mastodon experience in a single toot
@Louisa 8th day on Mastodon: here's a photo I took of Bigfoot and his cat
@Louisa I'm gonna speed run the first 3 days
@Louisa I mean, both are valid. Though I'm more a Mothman stan.
@Louisa Third day sent me rolling 🤣
@Louisa third month of mastdon: okay i'm tired of being fucked by bigfoot so i'm moving to pleroma
@Louisa Hello 💕 Please write Hashtags like #newhere and we can find you... and: 👻 Happy Halloween 🎃#neuhier
@Louisa It's good to have goals.
@Louisa That's why it's called third base.

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so you’re saying we’re all a good influence 😊

@Louisa Whomst amongst us hasn't wanted to be plowed by bigfoot

@MnemonicLight @Louisa

I like him as a friend. [shrug]

Shapeshifters with trombones, though... Boy howdy... 😓

@Louisa pretty sure I did this in reverse order
@Louisa so back to the norm from when you were on twitter huh?
@Louisa i'm sorry this is a joke and i don't know you. you may have liked Nessie on twitter v0v
@Louisa Did you find bigfoot yet? asking for a (fuckable) friend ..
@Louisa well done describing the experience.
@Louisa sorry but im pretty sure bigfoot is gay :/
@Louisa ngl Big foot... Pls marry me 😳
@Louisa I have NO idea of the context here but thanks for the laugh
@Louisa We have this sign from the inimitable Rory Blank (@[email protected])