imagine putting on a merkin and queuing up to go and sit in the public gallery of a parliamentary debate with the express purpose of getting your clunge out in public while simultaneously being too cowardly to get your actual clunge our in public
@stavvers I have no idea if this was deliberate on her part, but it looks to me like she avoids liability for sexual offences (and thus going on the register etc) by exposing her merkin rather than her actual bush. (Not a Scots lawyer, only a student English one, etc.)