Landed in Oakland, California, US. Apx. flt. time 3 Hours : 20 Mins, earlier today.
@elonjet Run Twitter employees! Run!!

@cowboyminer @elonjet

Was going to say the same thing -- if he hadn't fired everyone I'm sure the groan would be audible over the rest of the noise in the city.

@cowboyminer @elonjet *wicked witch of the west theme plays*

@elonjet

This is the real reason why I came to Mastodon. I love it!

@elonjet it’s like he’s single handedly trying to offset the CO2 reduction from people driving Teslas.
@Baudi @elonjet I think the standards-conformant response to such criticisms is now meant to be "You're a jackass" (which to be clear should be worn as a badge of honor).
@Baudi @elonjet I couldn’t agree more I had no idea he was so addicted to flying. It’s an absolute shocker. I don’t understand why someone could do this especially when climate impacts are so pronounced .
@elonjet time to ruin Christmas for some employees?
@elonjet best friend gave a proper “Welcome to the Bay Area” for Elon.. #elonjet #elonmusk
@elonjet can I share this on Twitter?
@elonjet Scrooge is back just in time to ruin everyone's holiday.
@elonjet Elon is a liar! Pls keep going on!!
@elonjet When your carbon footprint is as big as your ego.
@elonjet thanks I forget where I am most of the time
@elonjet I’m always struck by how glad I am that I don’t have to spend as much time on airplanes as this man. I doubt he will to to the end of his life and say, “I’m so glad I spent much of my life flying around.”
@elonjet Delete this retoot Elon, you impossible bastard.