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fight woke go broke
Dec 22, 2022 at 4:24pmWeb
Show threadmtswDec 22, 2022
Dark Brandon sending his elite strike team of DEI options traders to bankrupt Apartheid Clyde for his crimes against The Cathedral
Show threadmtswDec 22, 2022

freakin' epic

RT @hydrocabron
@mtsw @jkfecke Down 69% since 4/20!

https://mastodon.social/@hydrocabron/109558273456263780

Show threadmtswDec 22, 2022

It's a value stock now

RT @chris
@mtsw it's about to be a good time to buy

https://mastodon.social/@chris@mastodon.celticpaganism.org/109558667451166972

Show threadRussDec 22, 2022
@mtsw @chris what’s wildest to me is that even after all of this, Tesla’s market cap somehow is still more than Toyota, GM and VW combined lol
Show threadDreaming of dad jazz.Dec 24, 2022

@mtsw @chris

Lol, I've already seen articles saying it's not and it still has plenty more to fall before it's a "buy"

Show threadMichael GemarDec 22, 2022
@mtsw @hydrocabron @jkfecke Noice!
Show threadAndresDec 22, 2022
@mtsw @hydrocabron @jkfecke obligatory "nice"
Show threadJeff FeckeDec 22, 2022
@mtsw @hydrocabron Let that sink in!
Show threadLiddle Lamzy Dive BarDec 22, 2022
@mtsw @hydrocabron @jkfecke nice
Show threadSic Transit PHLDec 22, 2022
@mtsw @hydrocabron @jkfecke Nice
Show threadAsher: Pending A PhysicalDec 22, 2022
@mtsw @hydrocabron @jkfecke nice
Show threadMartin P.Dec 22, 2022
@mtsw @hydrocabron @jkfecke to quote the man himself: 🤣
Show threadJoe KatzDec 22, 2022
@mtsw I hate that I understand this entire joke.
Show threadsuldrew 🚲🏳️‍🌈Dec 22, 2022
@mtsw what's the opposite of HODL
Show threadArgot_RobbieDec 22, 2022
@mtsw @jkfecke Down 69% since 4/20!
Show threadKevin DoyleDec 22, 2022
@mtsw so like when does this personally fuck Elon?
Show threadkitDec 22, 2022
@mtsw holy shit we busted $130??
Show threadNomadic Warriors for PritzkerDec 22, 2022
@mtsw TSLA to 4.20
Show threadAnne UrsuDec 22, 2022
@mtsw god bless us, everyone
Show threadMeaty Ogre White MageDec 22, 2022
@mtsw
*brushes dust away from heiroglyphs*
*eyes widen*
The prophecy was mistranslated! It's not "Get woke and go broke", it's "Get woke OR go broke"!
Show threadRob StaegerDec 22, 2022

@mtsw Introducing... Tesla Tanks!

No, they're not making electric tanks. It's just their stock.

Show threadAndy PearlmanDec 22, 2022
@mtsw shot
Show threadGabriel PettierDec 22, 2022
@apearlma @mtsw Isn't one issue that they absolutely can't scale to demand, and quality seem to suffer severely from trying to?
Show threadAndy PearlmanDec 22, 2022
@tshirtman @mtsw they're giving bigger discounts according to the WSJ as of today. Scaling to demand doesn't seem to be as large a problem any longer...
Show threadmtswDec 22, 2022
@apearlma @tshirtman probably a bad sign that tesla is heavily discounting at the same time Ford and Hyundai can't ship enough EVs and are charging enormous markups on the few they can make!
Show threadmtswDec 22, 2022
@apearlma @tshirtman almost like they're a car company selling models that are all half a decade to a decade old and having trouble competing with fresher models from competitors!
Show threadAndy PearlmanDec 22, 2022
@tshirtman @mtsw not to mention telling their core group of customers that they might be embarrassed to be seen driving one of their cars while trying to appeal to another group who doesn't really believe they're necessary.
Show threadGabriel PettierDec 22, 2022
@apearlma @mtsw i mean, if that gets coal-car people to get an EV, maybe twitter is a small price to pay for it (although i doubt there are so many of these), others indeed have the choice of other and often better brands/models, or letting go of cars entirely if that's a possibility for them.
Show threadAndy PearlmanDec 22, 2022
@tshirtman @mtsw that's also a problem — rural people have to be convinced in general or specific buyers will be embarrassed also.
Show threadAndy PearlmanDec 22, 2022
@mtsw @tshirtman think I mentioned this a couple of days ago, but how Tesla is likely to be saying they're seeing recession while another car manufacturer is "wow, demand everywhere, selling like hotcakes" on January 25thish seems *really* high
Show threadmondogarageDec 22, 2022
@mtsw Go boldly where the meme stock fanboys' poster child Musky Emo goes...to GAMESTONK to go Brokedick. Now I understand why driverless Teslas kill people, just look at driverless Twitter!
Show threadChris Godwin Dec 22, 2022
@mtsw it's about to be a good time to buy
Show threadMikeDec 22, 2022
@chris @mtsw I mean it’s still over 2x the market cap of Toyota which is insane given their share of the market. Probably needs to go to $50 or so before it’s fundamentally priced.
Show threadElsiBDec 22, 2022
@mtsw Oh dear, what a shame, never mind😃
Show threadJason BraatzDec 22, 2022

@mtsw it's going to be hilarious when the stock spikes when (after exposing himself as a complete fucking moron) he steps down at Twitter to "focus on Tesla"

the idea that *he's* the justification for Tesla's P:E ratio has always been dumb but now? after all this?

Show threadblsDec 22, 2022
@mtsw Won't be a value stock until it gets below $100. Will be interesting to see their next quarterly rpt
Show threadGabriel PettierDec 22, 2022
@mtsw it's not crypto, but it's quite the cooldown.
Show threadJason SanchezDec 22, 2022
@mtsw I believe it was @ryanlcooper who asked recently how low TSLA could go. I said to look at Ford. I still think that holds. Strip away the Elon hype and the fundamentals are shakier than most big automakers