STRANGER: *steps out of time machine* i come from the fewtch

ME: the fewtch?

STRANGER: yeah we call it the fewtch now

@fro_vo Stop trying to make fewtch happen.
@fro_vo did Brazil conquer the world
@fro_vo
IDENTICAL STRANGER, BUT WITH A GOATEE: I come from the footch.
@fro_vo The fewtch sounds like an annoying place to end up.
@fro_vo o*curls hair around little finger* So, is there a Mrs. FroYo in the fewtch?
@fro_vo Sounds like they made fetch happen.
@fro_vo LOL I feel dumber for reading this quietly and then saying it out loud while scrolling past only to say it out loud again randomly on the next post in my feed and then chuckling out loud and then no more and then
@fro_vo I think this happened back when they started calling shit "merch".
@fro_vo β€œβ€¦ well later that is”
@fro_vo
I can totally hear Jack Black's voice.
@jalefkowit
@fro_vo the existence of the fewtch and the fewtcher implies the existence of the fewtchest
@fro_vo schwa dropping sound change? πŸ€”
@fro_vo Stop trying to make fewtch happen.
@fro_vo A cwtch from the fewtch? #welsh

@fro_vo

ME: No, you did call it the fewtch then, but now that then will not exist

STRANGER: Uhuh. Shit like that is why I'm here to kill you

@Farbs "It doesn't feel pity, remorse, or fear, but it does feel irritation at being corrected."
@fro_vo I’m in. As a financial advisor, this might give me the right balance of professorial and hip.
*takes off glasses. Polishes them sternly.*
β€œWe can’t predict the fewtch.”
@fro_vo
Well that's proof that they are from the 'fewtch' πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚