Mastodawn

HAVING KIDS
• expensive & boring
• they will live with you for 18 years

BEFRIENDING A CROW
• cheap & exciting
• they will bring you gifts
• there is a good chance they will also be willing to do crimes for you

@roxiqt Also crows can form inter-generational relationships, meaning they can teach their kids to like you too.

@AspiringProcrastinator @roxiqt yes….but can you teach your kids to like their kids….