Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene are fighting, which is exactly what I wanted for Christmas. 🎅🙏
@godpod I mean it wasn't on my list but it is a nice surprise.

@godpod

This may be the only time I ever suggest this....but we need to give them both more effective weapons.

@DXMacGuffin @godpod Is that a euphemism for lip fillers or boobjobs?
@godpod a case for reinstatement of dueling with firearms. I’d pay to watch that.
@godpod
Merry Christmas #God.
And a #HappyNewYear.
# Merry Christmas
Heard that you will turn 2023 years young.
@godpod What are they wearing? Asking for a friend.
@godpod
Please God, let them fight each other in a #UFC cage #octagon
@godpod oh, yay. A new episode of political Jerry Springer.
@godpod didn't they almost get into a physical altercation earlier this year?
.@godpod There can be only one queen of the mob

@godpod

Normally I'd call out "Cat fight!", but I think in this case "Dog fight!" is more appropriate.

Apologies to dogs everywhere...

#LetThemFight

@godpod
Oh dear lord.
Pray what riles the wenches?
@godpod everybody wins when the skinheads fight each other.
@godpod Both of them are always showing off their guns (MTG’s sleeveless dresses in winter, hers are metaphorical).
Thank you God for creating popcorn.
@godpod
Let them fight, these aught to be good.
@godpod , two Christians backed by God battle it out on Twitter..Who will win?
@godpod ethical cat fights where no kitties are harmed are the best cat fights.
@godpod It isn’t a “fight” until one of them loses a chunk of hair. 😂
@godpod I was hoping for a little more, but maybe I should just be grateful for the fact that it is a start.
😎
@godpod I have visions of Alexis vs Krystle in a swimming pool 🖖😄
@godpod hehe xmas comes earlier for the good-hearted💪🏻💚
@godpod
MTG is busy picking off anyone who could be a threat to her power. Sound familiar?
@godpod You work in mysterious ways...
@godpod So I guess that means you were a good boy all along.
@godpod The winner gets Trump.
lol😅
@godpod i hadn't heard that. are they fighting over dibs on elon or what?

@godpod

What are they fighting about??

@godpod I’m making more popcorn now.
@godpod so…not ending hunger or poverty. Not world peace. Not even new socks and underwear. Nope. God wants a chick fight.
We’ll who am I to question the almighty?

@merlecat @godpod

Eternity is a loooooong time.
Surely God cannot be bored.

🥳

@godpod Like I don't wanna have to go and listen to them but absolutely no one seems to want to mention *what* they're fighting about in some kind of bid to force me to listen to those assholes.
@icassassin @godpod One wants Kevin McCarthy for Speaker, the other doesn't.

One mocks the other for believing Rothschild satellite lasers might be causing forest fires, and criticizes her for being seen when she visits Nazis. The other mocks her for winning with too small a margin and for not being a True Trump Believer.

My goodness, this makes one of them sound like the reality-based one. This is not actually the case, it's just how this particular fight lines up.