Orion's Belt is a huge waist of space. ..

I know, I know, a terrible joke... only 3 stars.

@Ten A dad joke of the finest quality. 😄
@Ten that’s almost a dad joke.
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@Ten you could hunt around forever and never find a more stellar pun than that.
@Ten orion's belt is the mediocre part of the orion constalation.

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OMG… stellar pun 😂

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I was going to make this joke but you were light years ahead of me.
@Ten science-y dads everywhere are bowing their heads in reverence...
@Ten But...but...doesn't it keep Orion's pants in place?
@Ten Orion's got a large waistline

@Ten and they aren't even lined up straight

thank you

@Ten It's okay. You'll still get the constellation prize 🤭
@Ten two jokes for the price of one!
@Ten what are santa's helpers called? subordinate clauses.
@Ten That’s worth a follow! I try to tease my family with one bad dad joke a day, and that one has made it. Thanks!
@Ten yeah, well, let's be Sirius, at least it's not going to the dogs... ;)
@Ten well you are better than Orion... you are ten stars
@Ten Trying for a snappy comeback on this but all the jokes I can think of are too nebulous. Guess I'm a sword loser.
@Ten a joke, quite literally written in the stars :p

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OUCH!
A double pun right on main.

That’s pretty serious Pun ishment.

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Well, sorry,…
You should be treating space a bit more Sirius. 😖
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“You know Orion's Belt? Waist of space. I know, I know, not a great joke Three stars”

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@Ten Techically its 6 (mintaka is a binary and alnitak is a triple)
@Ten Yu can't be sirius with that joke...
@Ten but in the bright side… ok I’ll stop here
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Not a terrible joke, just kinda...nebulous.
@Ten That joke was a bit nebula-ous...
@Ten I'm not going to lie, this joke gave me a bit of constellation.
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Mintaka, Alnilam and Alnitak are the stars, just FYI.