Ten🏳️‍⚧️

Orion's Belt is a huge waist of space. ..

I know, I know, a terrible joke... only 3 stars.

Dec 20, 2022 at 1:18pmWeb
Show threadArne FockeDec 20, 2022
@Ten A dad joke of the finest quality. 😄
Show threadSteve has ☕️ for brainsDec 20, 2022
@Ten 🤣 ☠️
Show threadIndigenous Food CircleDec 20, 2022
@sivy @Ten womp womp. Lol
Show threadGayDeceiverDec 20, 2022
@Ten that’s almost a dad joke.
Show threadForeignSubstance ✅Dec 20, 2022

@Ten Not only ... 🤪🤦

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD-5ZOipE48

The Orion Constellation in 3D

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Show threadMoose Jolly HolcombDec 20, 2022
@Ten you could hunt around forever and never find a more stellar pun than that.
Show threadJeff MarkelDec 20, 2022
@Ten Oy vey iz mir!
Show threadShadow CheetahDec 20, 2022
@Ten You are correct.
Show threadbhalomanushDec 20, 2022
@Ten nicely done 👌🏽
Show threadTamarDec 20, 2022
@Ten orion's belt is the mediocre part of the orion constalation.
Show threadJJM_DigimediaDec 20, 2022

@Ten

OMG… stellar pun 😂

Show threadAndrewDec 20, 2022
@JJM_Digimedia @Ten
I was going to make this joke but you were light years ahead of me.
Show threadJonnyQuestionsDec 20, 2022

@Ten

😆

Show threadAdam⚛️Smasher 🏳️‍🌈Dec 20, 2022
@Ten Best. Dad joke. Ever. 🤣🤣
Show threadPerpetual Mystic Dec 20, 2022
@Ten science-y dads everywhere are bowing their heads in reverence...
Show threadDavid ChartierDec 20, 2022
@Ten
Show threadJohn BDec 20, 2022
@Ten
Show threadAT HayesDec 20, 2022
@Ten ಠ_ಠ
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@Ten 🤣
Show threadChristine HallDec 20, 2022
@Ten But...but...doesn't it keep Orion's pants in place?
Show threadElla FoxDec 20, 2022
@Ten Orion's got a large waistline
Show threadmaxnortDec 20, 2022

@Ten and they aren't even lined up straight

thank you

Show threadEvie 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈⚢💍Dec 20, 2022
@Ten It's okay. You'll still get the constellation prize 🤭
Show threadRicardo NieblaDec 20, 2022
@Ten 😆😆😆
Show threadBill LloydDec 20, 2022
@Ten two jokes for the price of one!
Show threadDreggas13Dec 20, 2022
@Ten what are santa's helpers called? subordinate clauses.
Show threadDr Sean GeogheganDec 20, 2022
@Ten That’s worth a follow! I try to tease my family with one bad dad joke a day, and that one has made it. Thanks!
Show threadStone Bear Dec 20, 2022
@Ten yeah, well, let's be Sirius, at least it's not going to the dogs... ;)
Show threadNatsura  ​Dec 20, 2022
@Ten well you are better than Orion... you are ten stars
Show threadGrant CanterburyDec 20, 2022
@Ten Trying for a snappy comeback on this but all the jokes I can think of are too nebulous. Guess I'm a sword loser.
Show threadÉibhear 🔭Dec 20, 2022
@Ten Double lol
Show threadDave (He/Him/His)Dec 21, 2022
@Ten Three stars; ROTFL!
Show threadNikkileah 🎮🚄🏳️‍⚧️🇬🇧Dec 21, 2022
@Ten a joke, quite literally written in the stars :p
Show threadSardonic_CynicDec 21, 2022
@Ten *GROAN*
Show threadJenni Tardigrade HunterDec 21, 2022

@Ten
OUCH!
A double pun right on main.

That’s pretty serious Pun ishment.

Show threadJenni Tardigrade HunterDec 21, 2022
@Ten
Well, sorry,…
You should be treating space a bit more Sirius. 😖
Show threadSteve SaxonDec 21, 2022

@Ten would be nice to include attribution...

https://mobile.twitter.com/mindofmarisa/status/1188226237455650816

Marisa! on Twitter

“You know Orion's Belt? Waist of space. I know, I know, not a great joke Three stars”

Twitter
Show threadmlbiam Dec 22, 2022
@Ten
Show threadRaven LuniDec 22, 2022
@Ten Techically its 6 (mintaka is a binary and alnitak is a triple)
Show threadLiam BoothDec 22, 2022
@Ten Yu can't be sirius with that joke...
Show threadnutsmugglerDec 22, 2022
@Ten but in the bright side… ok I’ll stop here
Show threadSally RothDec 22, 2022
@Ten Please continue Ten
Show threadFrances_LarinaDec 31, 2022
@Ten
Not a terrible joke, just kinda...nebulous.
Show thread@BecomingDianaJan 2, 2023
@Ten That joke was a bit nebula-ous...
Show threadLīgaJan 2, 2023
@Ten LoL
Show thread@BecomingDianaJan 17, 2023
@Ten I'm not going to lie, this joke gave me a bit of constellation.
Show threadScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈Jan 21, 2023
@Ten
Mintaka, Alnilam and Alnitak are the stars, just FYI.
Show threadRealGravitas -Citizen SaboteurFeb 1, 2023
@Ten f = joke(dad(dad))