The Bre that Barked Dec 20, 2022
logo, beaned dad ✅️
Tip for new #Mastodon users: every day people on here post something like "I'm a little goblin guy and I'm gonna get ya!!" Don't worry about that, it's not actually true
Nov 16, 2022 at 7:56pmWeb
Show threadlogo, beaned dad ✅️Nov 16, 2022
I mean, they are goblins, but they're not going to "get" you. They're just goblinposting, it's a whole thing
Show threadMOVED [email protected]Nov 16, 2022
@logo says the person that wants me to get gotten!
Show threadlogo, beaned dad ✅️Nov 16, 2022
@ozoned ehehehehehehhehehee
Show threadThe Jesting RoninNov 16, 2022
@logo I will get you for this!!! *Shakes goblin fist*
Show threadCaptBobbersDec 19, 2022
@logo
Also, pay no mind to that intermittent clanging sound... no one's sure what it is exactly, but it's probably nothing.
Show threadfakegreekgrillNov 16, 2022
@logo oh thank god
Show threadJarred the Wyrd-WorkerNov 16, 2022
@logo Damn, and here I got my hopes up!
Show threadCapitão Barba 🏳️‍🌈⃤Nov 16, 2022
@jarredh @logo same here 😭
Show threadWilde ThingyNov 16, 2022
So they aren't going to get me? You promise? 🥺
Show threadleonNov 16, 2022
@logo cw: goblins
Show threadTRANSit BIke nerdNov 17, 2022
@logo that's exactly what a golblin trying to get me would say!!
Show threadlogo, beaned dad ✅️Nov 17, 2022
@book 😈
Show threadsmirkycoastNov 19, 2022
@logo is it inadvisable to feed them? Is this like a gremlin/porch racoon situation?
Show threadshawniganlakerDec 20, 2022
@smirkycoast @logo Or more akin to befriending crows?
Show threadLumi Kløvstad (They/Them)Dec 19, 2022
@logo Oh my god, this is CLASSIC Gremlin erasure.
Show threadrolenthedeepDec 19, 2022
@logo this sounds exactly like something a goblin would say to put me at ease before he gets me
Show threadlogo, beaned dad ✅️Dec 19, 2022
@rolenthedeep I dont know what you're talking about. I am normal
Show threadKarrieSullyDec 19, 2022
@logo well crap. I came her just for the goblin shenanigans.
Show threadWafflesDec 19, 2022
@logo *citation needed
Show threadCosmic WolfDec 19, 2022
@logo that explains why my normal username ‘not4goblins’ was already taken
Show threadSteveDec 19, 2022
@logo ffs I came here to escape the goblin propaganda
Show threada.AlbiDec 19, 2022

@logo

but i am going to get you

a blanket and some hot cocoa; it's cold around here

Show threadkril Dec 20, 2022
@logo speak for yourself