My hobby is letting a screwdriver slip out of my hands and inadvertently setting off a rube goldberg-esque chain reaction of shit falling on to each other that causes the smallest screw you've ever seen to achieve faster-than-light travel into another dimension, never to be seen again.
@fack there are entire universes full of pens, single socks, screws, nuts and bolts…oh, and umbrellas, this universe is evil!