fackMy hobby is letting a screwdriver slip out of my hands and inadvertently setting off a rube goldberg-esque chain reaction of shit falling on to each other that causes the smallest screw you've ever seen to achieve faster-than-light travel into another dimension, never to be seen again.
Stanley Black-Decker@fack now you have to vacuum and pull it out of the dust pile in the chamber
Hope 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴 SNP@fack there are entire universes full of pens, single socks, screws, nuts and bolts…oh, and umbrellas, this universe is evil!
Max™@fack Missus wonders sometimes why my first reflex when she can't find one of her weaving needles is to grab my extending magnet and pop it into her yarn baskets and poke around until I feel a click.
The unpredictable nature of falling screws and piles of sawdust/curlicues/chips is why.
Dr Footleg (he/him)@fack I swear my office carpet must be 50% M2 nuts by now. Mixed with various SMD passives and LEDs.
Roger Lipscombe@fack Not the worst thing caused by slipping with a screwdriver...
(this is a "demon core" reference, for those who didn't get it)
LynxSL@fack 😅 Been there, Done that.
JW prince of CPH@fack I thought I was alone with that hobby!! 😂
Eric Abraham@fack see, I knew if I wandered around here enough, I’d find people who shared my hobbies.
Zac@fack I actually think that they move so fast that they bend space and time to create a situation where they never existed.