SkyguyWithASaber
hannah onlineI’m not an infosec expert or anything but I don’t think that’s right
Echo 
@prehensile hahahaha that's a NOPE
Takel 
@prehensile the world's leading provider of hardcoded credentials, as @riskybusiness has been known to say
Shadow Heart@prehensile open ports get probed.😶
Graham Sutherland / Polynomial
Spiral Fox (Kat)@prehensile That's the OPPOSITE of how it works aaaaaa
Viss@prehensile this is like barracuda's ad campaign where their tagline was "security solved" as if buying one of their antispam appliances was a magic silver bullet
Krux@prehensile Oh... so that's what we've been doing wrong all along. Clearly the solution to all our security problems is to connect everything to the internet. EVERY...SINGLE...THING.
MJ Ray@krux @prehensile broken until dead is a short of secure!
xrvs@krux @prehensile that is correct, that’s why we all should have a linkedin account
Fozzy 🃏🐻@prehensile Maybe it was opposite day?
The Exile
ScatalogicAI@prehensile
If it's connected, it's infected.
If it's connected, it's infected.
Max Barrios@prehensile Cisco's #infosec history emphasizes how wrong this is
J4YC33 ❌@prehensile OMG... No.
Robert McNees@prehensile “If it’s online, it’s non-fine”
Kamal Sha@mcnees @prehensile that’s a good one.
YnoT@prehensile that does sound optimistic at best.
Luma@prehensile sounds like you’re expert enough!
Michael Aye@prehensile more like: if it’s protected by Cisco, it’s disconnected.
Robin from Colorado 🇺🇸🇺🇦@prehensile this made me laugh thank you
@prehensile Should be its and not it's? Can never get it right it(')s infuriating!
Evelyn@pvsub @prehensile Looks like the "it's" are contractions of "If it is connected, it is protected." So "it's" seems to be the right variation of the its vs. it's conundrum to use here.
*& now I want an It's-It.
https://www.itsiticecream.com/products/ice-cream/vanilla-its-it
rolenthedeep@pvsub @prehensile that's one of those English words that just ignores all the rules.
I just have to remember that it doesn't follow the rule of possessives, because 'it's' is a contraction, not a possessive. 'its' is the possessive form.
It's really stupid and weird but this is just how English is and -everyone- hates it
self-made skeleton@prehensile ive done numerous cisco security units and i just, cannot believe this is real. is it a cisco advert or someone using cisco's logo. do we even know? i have so many questions
@machinesbleedtoo it was on like every surface at sfo terminal 3 but maybe it was an extremely ambitious guerilla art project
@prehensile it might just be them signalling they use cisco and doing the wE'Re sEcUrE lip service thing then??????? just slapping the logo on there?? i cannot comprehend cisco itself okay-ing a sign like this cos yeah its,, bad
@prehensile alright i found the context: https://blogs.cisco.com/partner/network-security-connected-protected
@prehensile in context it makes sense, which means its an awful slogan. bc context is the only thing that makes it work. sufgjsdhfg sfd
anyway thats one mystery of the universe solved today
Clark Anton@prehensile @machinesbleedtoo It is in fact their new global Security campaign
@Mooneye14 yeah, i found it and linked further down this exchange. its just a very bad slogan bc it only works in context
i need a coffee@prehensile obviously this is for Cisco’s new line of condoms geared towards developers
Joseph Sabol@prehensile I agree. It's a matter of transferring data that you want, vs data that you want kept private.
Andy McGuire 🐕@prehensile I think I would definitely suggest that if it's NOT connected, it's more protected (but not impenetrable)
Ruth [☕️ 👩🏻💻📚✍🏻🧵🪡🍵]@prehensile I don’t know an Admiral Adama reaction gif but…. That
Joey de Villa 🪗@prehensile I think “If it’s connected, it can be infected” is closer to reality.
Compuguy 🐱@prehensile Agreed, just having Cisco products on your network isn’t going to “magically” make your network secure…🙄
Magenta@prehensile i am most tech dum people out there, and even i know it works the opposite
Michael@prehensile No way.
Fabián Rodríguez 🛡💾 🇨🇴 🌴Can I crosspost from #Pixelfed to #Instagram ?
cpi
adorfer
Incident Creator ❎
Neil@prehensile That’s not how it works … That’s not how any of this works!
wakingrufus
Mrs Mouse at work@prehensile
Oracle: Can't break it, Can't break in.
Oracle: Can't break it, Can't break in.
Toni M.@prehensile
no, it is ridiculous and reminds me of the oracle slogan of its databases being "unbreakable" 🤣
no, it is ridiculous and reminds me of the oracle slogan of its databases being "unbreakable" 🤣
Douglas Hunter@prehensile huge if true
That Anonymous CowardI dunno, these weren't connected so they weren't protected...
Anthony 
📸@prehensile Definitely not.
Cher Tailor@prehensile The opposite is: The Innernet:tm:! You can't connect to anyone, so no one can connect to you!
Deborah Pickett@prehensile I think "it" in this case is your bank account, and "connected" means "paid up subscription".
Greg Burns@prehensile an astute observation
Wise@prehensile Cisco 🤦♂️
devoir@prehensile that’s a laugh indeed
Osma Suominen@prehensile This is almost literally the opposite of Mikko Hyppönen's book title! https://www.wiley.com/en-us/If+It%27s+Smart,+It%27s+Vulnerable-p-9781119895206
Mattias T 
Bizcochito 
@prehensile i have a cisco certification where it explained airgaps in one point so this funny
/usr/bin/felsqualle@prehensile "As long as it is connected, it should be considered as a potential target for an attack, so please finally understand that security is a process and never 'done'".