@annaghughes - Who wrote this song? An *ornithologist*???

@annaghughes omg, I had no idea. This is a Santa-isn’t-real level reveal.

@annaghughes Hoping this true love has an aviary. That would be a helpful gift at the end of the song.

@annaghughes Great. More freakin' holiday birds!

@annaghughes stupid birds.

@annaghughes so it wasn't written on an Olympic year?

@annaghughes can you imagine that poor woman thinking finally some respite a regular gift of jewelry like a normal holiday and then squawk squawk flap flap surprise

@annaghughes WHAT

@annaghughes this is a lie

@annaghughes NOBODY NEEDS THIS MANY BIRDS!

@annaghughes @dbergey ITS ALL BIRDS what the fuck I gotta sit down a minute

@annaghughes Next you're going to tell me there's a bird called a milking maid or a leaping lord and the whole song is actually about birds.

@annaghughes @zippy1981 ah crap, gotta find my receipt

@annaghughes
"Wait, it's all birds?"
"Always has been."

@annaghughes Meh! 😳🥴