Learning that "five gooolden riings" is not in fact referring to 5 literal golden rings, but to five ring-necked pheasants, aka more birds
@annaghughes - Who wrote this song? An *ornithologist*???
@annaghughes omg, I had no idea. This is a Santa-isn’t-real level reveal.
@annaghughes Hoping this true love has an aviary. That would be a helpful gift at the end of the song.
@annaghughes Great. More freakin' holiday birds!
@annaghughes so it wasn't written on an Olympic year?
@annaghughes can you imagine that poor woman thinking finally some respite a regular gift of jewelry like a normal holiday and then squawk squawk flap flap surprise
@annaghughes NOBODY NEEDS THIS MANY BIRDS!
@annaghughes @dbergey ITS ALL BIRDS what the fuck I gotta sit down a minute
@annaghughes
"Wait, it's all birds?"
"Always has been."