Nearly DIED OF LAUGHTER at the shops the other day when I came across this #luxury bedding
not me gasping for breath out of sheer mirth in the middle of David Jones while people around me are shopping for silver candelabras

Guys I finally remembered to look up how much for the distorted monkey quilt set.... it's five hundred dollars!! A HUNDRED DOLLARS for a European pillowcase alone!

Here's the product description: "With patterning that draws its inspiration from the Chinese Shamanics and ancient dynasties, Hollywood Heist sees ornate gold designs, jungle animals, and decorated wallpaper mused upon a midnight blue background."

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@nevertoocurious How is anyone meant to get any sleep with all that noise going on?

@karsoe also how are they not supposed to laugh for 20 minutes straight every time they look at their bed

I'd get nothing done

@nevertoocurious Agreed. I can only imagine how the rest of the room would be decorated.
@nevertoocurious that monkey has real badly restored fresco of Christ vibes
@screw_dog exactly what I thought when I saw it! remarkable likeness