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I think the author of that confused "Internet" and "Web".
Internet in Hell smoothly streams HD content to my living room TV, and I have mobile access to it everywhere in an urban (or even less urban) area, and such. Remote desktop is so fast, it feels like local desktop.
The Web over the Internet in Hell serves bloated pages loaded with gobs of Javascript. Annoying animation and phone-like UI on desktop. Browsers need gigs of RAM.... You are tracked eveywhere.