Frode HommedalDec 19, 2022
BrianKrebs

Top Ten Ways Random Muskovites/Bots Respond to criticism of their Dear Overlord (in no particular order):

10. Where was your outrage when [insert "scandal" like Hunter laptop or NY Post ban] happened?
9. I used to respect you before you brought politics into everything.
8. If you don't like it, go build your own Twitter (thanks, I will)
7. If you hate it so much, why are you still here? (solely to make fun of the CEO and his $44B dumpster fire)
6. It's a private company. They can do what they want.
5. Name a business that lets you promote their competitors.
4. HAVE YOU READ THE TWITTER FILES??!?!!?
3. He put his CEO-ship (I love this phrase) to a public vote! You're fear-mongering!
2. Media hypocrite! Flip-flopper!
1. Cry more (maybe also with gif of someone handing you a tissue box)

Dec 19, 2022 at 1:30amWeb
Show threadDaLanSharkDec 19, 2022
@briankrebs Elmo forgets that the more he tried to keep people in, the more people will continue to flee the nest in greater numbers.
Show threadAl (not AI) SparkmanDec 19, 2022
@briankrebs I prefer calling them muskrats. With apologies to real muskrats of course.
Show threadBrianKrebsDec 19, 2022
@sparkman Lol. Muskrat love. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2BuP-NcJ5Q
Muskrat Love

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Show threadAl (not AI) SparkmanDec 19, 2022
@briankrebs 😂
Show threadAaron ReffettDec 19, 2022
@briankrebs Sounds a lot like how criticism of Trump was met by his bots.
Show threadlgtmDec 19, 2022

@briankrebs lol #8

also #3 he is looking for an easy off ramp, a ceo who can be a scapegoat to limit brand damage to his other companies, take the heat off his back from Tesla investors, all the while maintaining complete ownership and control

Show threadMr. DeviliciousDec 19, 2022
@briankrebs The man is an absolute twat. His minions are not much more than 4chan chuds and blockchain/cryptocurrency suckers.
Show threadsecurityskeptic  Dec 19, 2022
@briankrebs Sad, pathetic or both
Show threadDouglas MooreDec 19, 2022
@briankrebs I will say it IS a private company, he can ruin it how he likes?? It’s nice to be over here though, even if a few die hards won’t move. Just gotta wait around until they give up and choose a different platform. Luckily my main reason to stay there (InfoSec) was the first to move. Now it’s a couple of other niche groups I’m waiting on. 😅
Show threadShellspawnDec 19, 2022
@briankrebs might be fun to write a bot that deliberately queries these bots to put in a list somewhere. Seems like a nice way to learn more about fuzzy searches and disinformation networks.
Show threadQuinn NortonDec 20, 2022
@briankrebs it's all getting a bit exhausting :)