Top Ten Ways Random Muskovites/Bots Respond to criticism of their Dear Overlord (in no particular order):

10. Where was your outrage when [insert "scandal" like Hunter laptop or NY Post ban] happened?
9. I used to respect you before you brought politics into everything.
8. If you don't like it, go build your own Twitter (thanks, I will)
7. If you hate it so much, why are you still here? (solely to make fun of the CEO and his $44B dumpster fire)
6. It's a private company. They can do what they want.
5. Name a business that lets you promote their competitors.
4. HAVE YOU READ THE TWITTER FILES??!?!!?
3. He put his CEO-ship (I love this phrase) to a public vote! You're fear-mongering!
2. Media hypocrite! Flip-flopper!
1. Cry more (maybe also with gif of someone handing you a tissue box)