Starting to wonder if #JohnMastodon really exists, or if people are just dressing up in their John Mastodon outfits and pretending to be him at Christmas.

HO HO HO! What a strange notion!

@Santaclaus Surely John is on your Nice list. He invented this whole place!
@iggdawg He will be, in 21 minutes! Goodness knows what I’m going to get him though…