Summon the bots, John Mastodon.
@jeffjarvis Bots can't vote on Twitter. It's not possible via the API.
@clipperchip @jeffjarvis Not possible for bots to vote via API, but a bot could be written to vote and not use the API.
@PDelahanty @jeffjarvis True, but would be very messy and not efficient. Probably also quite error prone.
@clipperchip @PDelahanty @jeffjarvis Seems like something that you could bodge together in AHK in ten minutes, surely?
@AGTMADCAT @PDelahanty @jeffjarvis You could certainly slap something together but the question is how well would it work? Especially considering that Elon has about 100m regular followers. I doubt it would make much of a difference.
@clipperchip @jeffjarvis ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
@jeffjarvis this strikes me of desperation. The literal find out part of the equation is taking shape
M.S. Bellows, Jr. (@[email protected])

Attached: 2 images Called it. Musk wasn't in Qatar to watch soccer; he was there to take instructions from his bosses.

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@jeffjarvis but which result would be funnier?
@jeffjarvis this is insane โ€ฆ Musk seem to live in a binary world
@jeffjarvis Oh look, interactions on the Birdsite must be down so we need to attract attention somehow.
Iโ€™ll pass.
@jeffjarvis Can't wait until he doesn't abide by the results of this poll, because he claims they were "too confusing."
@jeffjarvis this is just his way of getting out of a shit situation. Like if he stays as CEO he's gonna have a shittier time, so I'd prefer if he did that.

Also fuck twitter who cares if under elong it goes under
@jeffjarvis it seems to me this is just to drive traffic. Canโ€™t take anything he says seriously. The ultimate blow to his ego is if he posts something and no one cares.
@jeffjarvis itโ€™s too late. Heโ€™s quite effectively demonstrated the risks of private ownership of a public square.

@jeffjarvis

Oh dear, Jeff. Welcome to the Fediverse. I didn't even realize you were here by now.

(btw, I voted with yes)

@gryffi

Oh no!! Please Eloon, don't step down! Not now you're so successful in bringing people to the #Fediverse!

I'm sorry I can't vote, but if I could, I would vote no. It's in the best interest of everybody that you remain in control of Twitter for at least a few more months. You need the time to run in completely into the ground!
Social.woefdram.nl

@jeffjarvis Lex Fridman as CEO would make for an interesting time
@jeffjarvis If he actually does, itโ€™s only in response to his Tesla shareholders who are about to tar and feather him for neglecting their investment to gad about with social media. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
@jeffjarvis @RichieRich As one of those shareholders, I must say that you are absolutely correct. Just a complete disregard for the company with the overextended leverage and his antics further driving the price down by HALF in barely 3 months. Who does this???? That ******* The board needs to force his hand somehow.
@jeffjarvis That man is so good at digging himself into holes.
@jeffjarvis I think it's rather stupid to make important decisions based on a poll. Use a poll to choose what you should have for lunch, but not choosing when someone should be unbanned or if Musk should keep his job.
@jeffjarvis leftists are cool with cheating. Lets take Elon down!!!