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I used to deface a lot of websites, now I yell at the cloud. Formally with ts but prob not the one you’re thinking of
Update, the feds have infiltrated the main #defcon area
Attention!! Government surveillance spotted at LVCC. Be smart, don’t engage or give them french fries! #defcon

On route to #defcon. This year is particularly special for me, I’m bringing someone who I’ve mentored and watch grow, to their first defcon.

I’m beyond excited to share something that Ive held so special with them and bringing in the next generation of hackers. (I’m also a little envious they get to experience this con for the first time.)

I’ll see you all in #Vegas soon!

Fitting photo the day before leaving for #defcon #hackersummercamp
Packing for #hackersummercamp getting some real #fomo seeing some of my friends out there already. I’ll be joining you soon (with tons of stickers) #defcon

"Learn the difference between 'helping' and being 'helpy'"

~ @wendynather at #BSidesSEA

(If all you are doing is pointing at things and saying "look I found all these problems" you're not helping, you're being helpy... Being "helpy" allows you to claim that you're part of the process and a valuable part of the team and it makes you visible in meetings but doesn't actually improve anything.)

I have so much Swiss cheese in my lunch today that Kim Jong Un is jealous and sending a spy to figure out how I got so much.

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Is qualified immunity where they pretend the cop is really wealthy so the rule of law doesn’t apply to them?
I just want to do hacker shit with my friends