"How could you betray me like this, Bari?"

if Elon really wants to get back at her for this betrayal he should unban all the Palestinian activist accounts.

Also pretty unrealistic hypothetical, the chance that elons real-time location is the same as one of his children's is astronomical.

The observation has probably been made a thousand times before but it is funny how bad Trump and Musk are at lying despite it being the only thing they do.

https://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-faulty-battery-cooling-systems-design-model-s-2012-2019-6

Tesla used faulty battery cooling system design for Model S in 2012, insiders say

In a rush to build the Model S, Tesla ignored the car's flawed battery cooling system design. And it's unclear when, if ever, the company fixed it.

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Some of Elon's Twitter replies are really wild.

no to self control

yes to all the drugs

lol. He's mad at Bari fucking Weiss for not licking boots hard enough.

i love that he asks it in public

"ANSWER ME BARI"

Lol, he's going to lose everyone

Either musk pulls a new huge stunt or he’s about to lose all his new racist grift friends

Cant believe Taibbi's missing the trashfire he roasted his reputation in.

projecting so hard you can see it on mars

"Twitter is not the real world" I assure myself as I plow through my personal finances in a flaming Tesla.

He's such a fucking whiner and loser it defies belief! Also, joke's on Josh when he gets banned.
He only cares about his children a) if he can use them as an emotional or rhetorical cudgel against his posting enemies, b) in some weird, extremely distant way because they're part of his "legacy."

Just realized that Elong is literally one of the bad guys from Lethal Weapon 2 except really dumb with digital Krugerrands.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2019-03-13/when-elon-musk-tried-to-destroy-tesla-whistleblower-martin-tripp

When Elon Musk Tried to Destroy Tesla Whistleblower Martin Tripp

It started with a Twitter meltdown and ended with a fake mass shooter. A former security manager says the company also spied and spread misinformation.

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already deleted
I think this adds evidence to that Elong Russia connection

lol now he's picking fights with his hand chosen Twitter Files reporter

If you're a billionaire and Bari Weiss isn't deferential enough to you then nobody's going to pass your fucking purity test.

In A New Email, Elon Musk Accused A Cave Rescuer Of Being A “Child Rapist” And Said He “Hopes” There's A Lawsuit

In an email to BuzzFeed News, Tesla CEO Elon Musk accused a Thai cave rescuer of moving to Thailand to take a child bride. The rescuer denied all the claims.

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just as the prophecy foretold
Elon Musk Bans Several Journalists From Twitter After Reinstating Literal Nazis [Updated]

Reporters from the Washington Post, New York Times, and others were banned for sharing publicly available information.

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lol that even fox news couldn't find a good picture
Remove nonexistent tweets, lmao
Musk is also still being extra petty or something at twitter is broken because he only half honored his poll results
ItsGoingDown still banned as well which isn’t a shock
Hardcore Coding

ah so that's how muskie's gonna do the "how do i promote nazis without just saying i'm going to promote nazis"

it's so hard to find a bunch of fascist shit on twitter, after all

lol free speech man is going to bumble his way into recreating the social credit system

dude is such a redditor he is using karma and updoots to moderate Twitter

also its always a good idea to share publicly how your automated moderation system will take its input data. this will never be gamed by anyone in any way whatsoever, because your platform is mostly good faith actors that need minimal moderation

Wikipedia is controlled by weird nerds not Jeff Zucker
Now the bar for including an article about current events is "is there significant coverage in reliable sources", and the set of news outlets considered reliable sources is basically exactly the same as the set wingnuts refer to as the "MSM". This is because the wingnut outlets have a documented history of lying, and no matter what the biases of the weird nerds on Wikipedia, those weird nerds do care about using sources that don't routinely and flagrantly lie.
tbh surprised he wasn't following her already
must be heading to the uk, all the uk terfsquad are mobilizing to defend him suddenly
JKR booty call confirmed

learning about labor relations from the qataris

https://mastodon.social/@elonjet/109534128400886563

Elon Musk banned me from Twitter

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lmao at elon's fake zelensky look in qatar
Still funny that Musk dropped a new Twitter Files on Friday and absolutely no one gave a shit and just used it as an opportunity to clown on him more:
get him e

lol at the specific granularity of musky's bitchness

I'm having a harder time keeping track of who's in and who's out than I did during Trump's presidency

Olbermann rules
$44 billion to go after his posting enemies
"Disillusioned liberal" Bari Weiss realizing what it means to cross the hair plug boy king:
keep in mind, once again, none of this actually happened. Nobody messed with his baby and the actual location had nothing to do with the plane account; it’s a complete distraction. Nobody was dragging missile launchers to LAX or setting up a snipers nest based on secret intel derived from a transponder. None of this happened. Elon just really wanted to ban the plane account and for some reason turned it into whatever this is.
Reminder that he didn't actually lift any of the suspensions for tweeting about N628TS or questioning his narrative. You would still have to delete the ~offending~ tweets to regain your account.
meanwhile he's hard at work unbanning nazis
Elon is apparently mad about this too

Given the way everything else has gone, I bet he thinks it'll turn into his loving fans mitigating information against him.

And instead is gonna turn from a general "Elon Musk went to Pedo Island" definition into a community-managed "Elon Musk went to Pedo Island on these dates and flights, alongaide these other people" in high detail.

I mean look at how the request shows that Elon is very familiar with the exact layout and infrastructure of Epstein's island.

And yet he let them back on anyway... 🤔

Infrastructure Week

Ol melon lying about the whole "no new layoffs" is probably the least surprising thing.

https://www.engadget.com/twitter-has-reportedly-laid-off-more-of-its-infrastructure-team-192330953.html

Engadget is part of the Yahoo family of brands

The agenda is crystal clear

Literal 51 y/o man falling back on the puppetmaster defence after repeatedly embarrassing himself in public.

I dread to think where this poor billionaire would be without a fash-addled circle of sycophants to assure him that it's everyone else who is owned, not him.

He's at the raging lowtax phase. I'm expecting him to respond to anything critical with single "what" s soon

You'll get banned if you say "Follow me on..."

Just openly chaining all the emergency exits shut while the building is actively burning nbd.

Of all the stupid shit this is actually insane haha. You knew Musky was going to ban people he didn't like but this is a new level of pathetic.

Twitter admitting it’s threatened by Mastodon is pretty funny, also both gab and parler are missing from the list. 🤔

Elon, a bunch of Saudis and Jared Kushner

A summary of twitter 2.0

Imagine not being an H1B worker and loving Twitter so much you forgo 3 months of your salary for free for it and then you end up here lol.
please do remember the last two "live spaces" he participated in he got his ego irreparably shattered and yelled "im rick bitch" before being humilated off the stage and the other he said literally two lines before he had to log off otherwise everyone pushing back against him would hear him start to cry and he deleted Spaces altogether
Hell yeah love to let one of the people who somehow managed to actually lose a libel suit back on my website to do more libel. It won’t have any legal ramifications for me
@cspam Wow. I forgot all about the hemorrhoid Mr. Pillow after leaving the birb site.

Have never heard of half of these. Ban this official twitter account for giving them free promotion

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those fucking hands. I always knew kushner was a mannequin turned into a person like kim cattrall in Mannequin
@cspam Never done a day of real work in his life.
Lmao Kushner told him Trump would only post if he gets to he CEO
I wonder if Musk'll appoint someone else as CEO, there'll be a flush of money from Kushner and friends to keep it afloat, everyone will go back to using it as normal except now there'll be a much more extreme right wing bent to the moderation and promotion of topics but people will pretend that's not the case.
General global attitudes and narrative will still be disproportionately steered by Twitter due to it being treated as such a major source by news networks and everything will be shifted right even further than they were in the past and that'll just be how things are, because it just needs to be slightly less overt than what Musk was doing for it to generally fly under the radar.
It's amazing how lame real life SPECTRE is. The guys that paid for 9/11, a guy whose plan was to let a virus kill millions of Americans and sell nuclear secrets to the guys that paid for 9/11, and a guy that programs cars to autonomously kill their drivers and the occasional innocent bystander in the world's strangest homage to Maximum Overdrive
@cspam But Trump’s Truth Social did make the banned list. Elon being petty-mad that Trump wouldn’t come back to Twitter when he un-suspended his account!
@cspam he should end it just like lowtax
sorry to say the financial situation here isn't great, i have no choice but to lay many of you off to keep this business alive. anyway, off for the weekend to take my private jet to the world cup final see ya