cant wait for twitter to be blocked in europe like a lot of american news sites did when they weren't allowed to harvest their users data

Huh? Doesn't he really want people to say he was right to suspend the account? Why is that not even an option? Is he so afraid that people would say he's wrong that he won't even include that?

And how are most of the banned tweets real time when they are retweets hours later?

I guess you can't apply logic to the flailing of a drugged up fascist

next level of blocking mastodon links:
Those damn nyt reporters flying their private jets

AOC's secret private jet empire

Lmao, good god. A literal man child.

Time to tell the fragile pissbaby billionaire that I know their assassination coordinates
You know for like a day I was worried that Elon had his shit together enough to create this alt right amplifying site that everyone continues to use and advertise on but oh man his brain has broken so badly that everything is collapsing
lol oh Elon, you're doing great honey
I think it’s well established at this point that he can’t dish it out either. Just a total failure of a human being on all fronts.

Ahhh I see, his plane has a cloaking device he invented!

Fuck this Clown holy shit

Just Log Off and Take the L moron

Guess who the NYT and NBC News are punishing for all of this drama?

If you guessed their own reporters for doing their jobs, then congrats; you've been paying attention to how the world works over the past 5-6 years!

Imagine watching all of the criticism and dunking that Elon's gotten for this dumbass behavior over the past ~24 hours, including even Weiss and Greenwald backtracking on whether it's good to ban reporters, and thinking "Ben Collins was wrong to criticize Elon".

Fucking cowards.

Coward
any journalist not shitposting to try and get in on the ban wave in solidarity is a coward
bro can’t handle sativa
German official dedicates legal win against Twitter to Fauci

BERLIN (AP) — A German official who won a defamation case against Twitter this week dedicated his legal victory on Thursday to Dr. Anthony Fauci, the top U.S. infectious disease expert targeted by the microblogging site's new owner, Elon Musk.

Associated Press
Most of those replies seem to be dunking on him too. Even Twitter won't be a safe space for him.
Elon lives in his own bubble and the only time he has ever faced any consequences for his actions before this was as a child when he got shoved down a flight of stairs for making fun of a classmate's dead dad
Musk suspends journalists from Twitter, claims ‘assassination’ danger

Many of the journalists, including from The Washington Post and New York Times, had written about dramas surrounding billionaire Elon Musk's takeover of Twitter.

The Washington Post
even glenn glennwald realized he couldn't totally whitewash this one
getfiscal'd
he is literally a child, and I don't say this purely as an insult, I've just never really been able to see it like this. like there really is truth to the claim that having shit tons of money hurts your brain and causes you to stop developing emotionally and intellectually, and musk is the starkest example of this I've seen in a really long time
because he's rich he is surronded by sycophants and yes men that do nothing but call him the smartest person in the world and this is amplified by the twitter algorithim and bots that do nothing but that to him because he has no self awareness it has completely destroyed his brain and led to this moment in time it rules lol
actual lmao
Where’s Eliza bleu
just posting through it
he lost Ben
Yes, my Twitter account was permanently suspended

Here's what happened.

Public Notice
apartheid aatrek

Ask her how she feels about Palestinian professors who are critical of Israel.

Also, it’s totally the same thing when Elon bans someone being critical of him and reporting on twitters failings as when Twitter banned trump for inciting violence and attempting a coup.

Or when Twitter banned bigots and nazis for saying horrible shit and making threats of violence against minority groups. Yes it’s completely the same!

Of course at least she’s trying to bullshit. Taibbi, so deeply concerned about banning and free speech a few days ago, hasn’t tweeted at all since Musk started going on his ban spree. Gonna guess he hasn’t received his orders from Musk yet
Right. You'd think that NBC News and the NYT would be smart enough to realize that this is an attack on their own ability to gather information, but money is more important than values, I guess.

Link to account for as long as it's up:

https://twitter.com/laviondebernard

laviondebernard (@laviondebernard) / Twitter

✈️ Suivi de jets privés ⛽ TotalEnergies (F-HTTO et F-HTTL) 💨 Estimation des émissions de CO2 🌍 Données publiques sur OpenSky-Network

Twitter

"How could you betray me like this, Bari?"

if Elon really wants to get back at her for this betrayal he should unban all the Palestinian activist accounts.

Also pretty unrealistic hypothetical, the chance that elons real-time location is the same as one of his children's is astronomical.

The observation has probably been made a thousand times before but it is funny how bad Trump and Musk are at lying despite it being the only thing they do.

https://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-faulty-battery-cooling-systems-design-model-s-2012-2019-6

Tesla used faulty battery cooling system design for Model S in 2012, insiders say

In a rush to build the Model S, Tesla ignored the car's flawed battery cooling system design. And it's unclear when, if ever, the company fixed it.

Insider
Some of Elon's Twitter replies are really wild.

no to self control

yes to all the drugs

lol. He's mad at Bari fucking Weiss for not licking boots hard enough.

i love that he asks it in public

"ANSWER ME BARI"

Lol, he's going to lose everyone

Either musk pulls a new huge stunt or he’s about to lose all his new racist grift friends

Cant believe Taibbi's missing the trashfire he roasted his reputation in.

projecting so hard you can see it on mars

"Twitter is not the real world" I assure myself as I plow through my personal finances in a flaming Tesla.

He's such a fucking whiner and loser it defies belief! Also, joke's on Josh when he gets banned.
He only cares about his children a) if he can use them as an emotional or rhetorical cudgel against his posting enemies, b) in some weird, extremely distant way because they're part of his "legacy."

Just realized that Elong is literally one of the bad guys from Lethal Weapon 2 except really dumb with digital Krugerrands.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2019-03-13/when-elon-musk-tried-to-destroy-tesla-whistleblower-martin-tripp

When Elon Musk Tried to Destroy Tesla Whistleblower Martin Tripp

It started with a Twitter meltdown and ended with a fake mass shooter. A former security manager says the company also spied and spread misinformation.

Bloomberg
Twitter’s risky plan to save its ads business

Agree to personalize your ads — or else

Platformer
already deleted
I think this adds evidence to that Elong Russia connection

lol now he's picking fights with his hand chosen Twitter Files reporter

If you're a billionaire and Bari Weiss isn't deferential enough to you then nobody's going to pass your fucking purity test.

In A New Email, Elon Musk Accused A Cave Rescuer Of Being A “Child Rapist” And Said He “Hopes” There's A Lawsuit

In an email to BuzzFeed News, Tesla CEO Elon Musk accused a Thai cave rescuer of moving to Thailand to take a child bride. The rescuer denied all the claims.

BuzzFeed News
just as the prophecy foretold
Elon Musk Bans Several Journalists From Twitter After Reinstating Literal Nazis [Updated]

Reporters from the Washington Post, New York Times, and others were banned for sharing publicly available information.

Gizmodo
lol that even fox news couldn't find a good picture
Remove nonexistent tweets, lmao
Musk is also still being extra petty or something at twitter is broken because he only half honored his poll results
ItsGoingDown still banned as well which isn’t a shock
Hardcore Coding

ah so that's how muskie's gonna do the "how do i promote nazis without just saying i'm going to promote nazis"

it's so hard to find a bunch of fascist shit on twitter, after all