@ghostpanther image descriptions:

first image: ABC News Live, describing Hurricane Exxon hitting Florida. Headline: Fort Myers resident witnesses houses floating away as Hurricane Exxon hammers Florida

second image: Fox Weather tracking Tropical Storm Koch, also hitting Florida. headline: Hurricane Koch Industries forces massive evacuations

@ghostpanther Likewise, for fracking-induced earthquakes, instead of saying “west Texas hit by a 5.4-magnitude earthquake”, replace the richter scale with the amount of money an oil company made from it:

“west Texas hit by earthquake that raked in $16.2 million for Exxon Mobil, earning a Christmas bonus for executives”