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Molly Whitemaybe twitter's URL censoring is so easily circumvented because all the software engineers still there are desperately trying to keep their lines of code metrics as high as possible
before i end up being the source of fake news: this is a joke screenshot. i do not have access to twitter's source code.
Sammy (friend of foxes)
R Provost, PhDCould have fooled me
Sean Harding
NLAWScametovisit@sharding @molly0xfff no fucking way
David O'Brien@sharding @molly0xfff Would be expensive and erratic though.
Maybe that’s where they’ve got to.
Knepherbird@iamdavidobrien @sharding @molly0xfff @sharding @molly0xfff Well, when the boss is wealthy and erratic, what better approach?
Andrew Porter@sharding @molly0xfff my brains instant reaction to this was to hum "m-i-c k-e-y..." and now it is stuck in my head, damn you
ben@sharding @molly0xfff A sudden spike in computers located in San Francisco running "apt-get install m4"
Ishtar (Antiprotons)❤️🧡🤍🩷💜@sharding @molly0xfff when you want O(∞) lol
Hugo van Kemenade
Dan Ancona
David Mitchell 
Aarkon@sharding @molly0xfff cursed (but probably true)
Julian Doherty@sharding @molly0xfff “Extremely Hardcore Software Engineering”
Jared Hettinger@sharding @molly0xfff I saw this image and already got the joke before checking the original toot. 💀
Eivind Hjertnes@sharding @molly0xfff if I worked anywhere having that kind of metric I’d start looking for a new job and I’d most likely make some kind of automation to write the most verbose code possible
Random Damage 🌻@molly0xfff you say it's a joke, but it's probably not *that* different.
Walker Boh🛡@molly0xfff it might not be that much of a joke. QElon fired all of the software devs who would find something better than a huge if..else tree...
Niall Winters ⁂@molly0xfff Wouldn't be surprised if that was how it really worked!
JDN6 ⓋLol too late - but the manufactured context I put in my tweet is actually really funny and I also used the picture as a pointer, so win/win.
Your handle was not associated in any way, I take full responsibility for my own actions
Thanks for the prop 🤙😎
Argot_Robbie@molly0xfff Please print this out and mail it to me.
Jake Jarvis 
@molly0xfff wHy ArEn'T tHeY uSiNg SwItCh sTaTeMeNtS 🤓
@molly0xfff I was just making a joke about how nobody there seems to know what regex is lol
But I bet they know what switch case is 🤣
Brennan Stehling@molly0xfff I mean, it is easy to believe this is real.
WM 
@molly0xfff if you don't say this I would believe it 😂 says more about my perception of them than about me
That Anonymous Coward@molly0xfff
In the age of 'Alternative Facts' that's a bold strategy Cotton, lets see how much fake news runs with it.
In the age of 'Alternative Facts' that's a bold strategy Cotton, lets see how much fake news runs with it.
David Crawford@molly0xfff I thought it was funny... if that counts for anything 😂
The Raccoon Pope 
@molly0xfff this is
certainly a thing lmao
Owen Nelson@molly0xfff bitly is back, babyee
GabeWeiss@molly0xfff Please tell me this is a funny haha snippet and not someone that leaked their parsing code for this...
Oblomov
gregandcin 
@molly0xfff Not even a switch statement, smh
RiderExMachina 
Dakota 
@riderexmachina @gregandcin @molly0xfff
I present to you, the cursed python switch statement (before 3.10 after 3.10 it is actually supported):
@ThatOneEnby1337 @gregandcin @molly0xfff
Good for Python. I knew it'd get comfortable with itself one day.
Good for Python. I knew it'd get comfortable with itself one day.
Chris Godwin 
@molly0xfff lololololol
Dan Hon@molly0xfff omg this can't be real?
sub_o@molly0xfff This is hilarious, and probably true, and probably geohotz wrote those too.
Jonathan Law@molly0xfff this is some amateur-level shit, lol.
Fez
André Claaßen@molly0xfff Is this real? And I have thought, that ruby was the language for Twitter in the old days. But this seems to be pythons
ottofluxI was wondering because I saw lots of people unable to add their Mastodon link to their bio, but I had no issues with it today. But I'm using a custom domain.
Vidar Hokstad / Galaxy Bound@molly0xfff Wouldn't surprise me. They're certainly *not* trying to recognise Mastodon from the contents of the target page, given e.g. my entirely vanilla Mastodon installation is flying under the radar (I have even posted links to posts on my instance that links to banned Mastodon instances), so they can't be doing anything terribly smart.
Glitch (over count 1999)@molly0xfff yanderedev style programming i see
@molly0xfff Lmao. Turning all my map()s back to nested loops so deep that they stretch into hell itself.
Elon: "Hmm, yes, very good".
Stephen Yeargin@molly0xfff 😂 Totally plausible.
Timothy Ingalls 🏳️🌈@molly0xfff I thought you were being a 1337 hax0r and doing a show source in your browser.
Sound of Quiet (they/them)@molly0xfff You can abuse the codecoverage module to no end to cause havoc for dev teams. No ill will needs to be intended, just poor management regarding an overly dogmatic policy.
k0njur3r@molly0xfff I wouldn’t be surprised really. Is that image genuinely a snippet of their code, or is that a funny mock-up?
Cheerios de Bergerac@touk You think S'mores.town is notorious enough to get us on this list? 👀
Worble Parker@sexybenfranklin not a chance
@touk 😈Not yet anyway
Vladimir Vukicevic@molly0xfff I think this code snippet implies the existence of an "ElonException" in the codebase too for another category of strings 😂