Roxi Horror 💀🌸Dec 16, 2022

HAVING KIDS
• expensive & boring
• they will live with you for 18 years

BEFRIENDING A CROW
• cheap & exciting
• they will bring you gifts
• there is a good chance they will also be willing to do crimes for you

Show threadJ. PegDec 16, 2022
@roxiqt Also crows can form inter-generational relationships, meaning they can teach their kids to like you too.
Show threadmollydot
@AspiringProcrastinator
I read this as "can teach your kids to like you"
@roxiqt
Dec 16, 2022 at 11:05pmWeb
Show threadJ. PegDec 16, 2022
@mollydot @roxiqt Nothing could do that.