People are claiming Elon Musk lied about those journalists revealing his location but to be fair they did all reveal that his head is up his ass
@Popehat damn, I adore your wit.
@Popehat sure is nice to have you here, Ken.

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You really did nuke all your old tweets, didn't you? Very admirable.

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As I understand Heisenberg, knowing that Elon's tiny brain is located up his own rectum means we can't possibly know how fast he's going down the drain.
@Popehat that's not exactly a new revelation, though, is it?
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@Popehat I would love to see thousands of Twitter accounts created tracking his plane.
@Popehat Great. Now you’ve doxxed both his head and his ass!
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He only had to pay $44 billion while taking out margin loans against Tesla for them to help him find his head. What a bargain!
@Popehat Your Kung Fu is mighty, sir.
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Banned for real-time location information. Could be used for AssAssination purposes.
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[Retweet of @electricalwsop]
Every year the phone company delivered a book to our front door with the assassination coordinates of everybody in town. Amazing how little assassinating there was...
Unless assassination is almost always a fantasy, a reflexive part of an immersive egomania. Maybe that's it.
@Popehat just in time for the next chess tournament
@Popehat As my dad would say, so far, he needs glass installed across his stomach so he can see where he's walking.
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*Musk location detected*
*whir*
Elon Musk is in an office at Twitter HQ that smells like Doritos and feet.

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And it's stuff like this that's why I'm here.

SavageHat be on a roll tonight.

@Popehat So in other words they revealed his location?
@Popehat your occasional reminder that elon musk has a top secret clearence, is the chief engineer and head of a private company that controls a good portion of our top secret space launches…remember way back during the w years when some of us said commercial launches of govt programs was a bad idea? wanna know why he could give a shit about a consent decree? he has the gov bu the balls and knows it
@Popehat The only company he has in there are his fanboys and sycophants anyway, so there really is no security risk to speak of with that location info being published real-time.
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@Popehat I thought he did that himself LOL
@Popehat is for one an enjoying his Howard Hughes speed run.
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He's just mad that everyone knows where he was last Saturday night.
@Popehat He could get even by giving them by Teslas. Then he could track them through his company.