MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! My official Myrna Tellingheusen Digital Trading Card collection is here! These limited edition cards feature amazing ART of my life & career as executive secretary to Stanley Bogenshoots at Hughes Aircraft, as well as Chairwoman of the Funeral Luncheon Committee! Only $99 each! Would make a Christmas gift.
@PearlsFromMyrna you win the internet today!
@PearlsFromMyrna oooh! These have an ACTUAL chance in increasing value compared to the other set released by the orange guy
@PearlsFromMyrna Cry harder, Euchre snowflakes! Make Cribbage Great Again
@PearlsFromMyrna now these I’d pay for πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
#trumpnonsense … just another scam for donations
@PearlsFromMyrna pack it up and go home, folks. Myrna wins.
@PearlsFromMyrna Don't be shy, Myrna, it's not just your "life and career," it's your "Life and Career"! Put some gold leaf on those nouns!
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Absolutely beautiful 🀩
@PearlsFromMyrna was about to bemoan the lack of Mrs. Tellingheusen on Mastodon but lo and behold! a Christmas miracle.
@PearlsFromMyrna You look remarkably like my mother in law.
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Any discount for buying in bulk?
@PearlsFromMyrna this is what finally got me to join Mastodon 🀣

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I'll take 2! This will be an amazing collectors item! Do we win anything? Like a meal at the next funeral luncheon?

@PearlsFromMyrna sign me up! Can I have one with you wearing a Superman outfit?
@PearlsFromMyrna Want to buy. "They will be worth a lot of money someday!"
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This is great!
I'll get the Wonder Woman NFT. Thanks, Myrna.
@PearlsFromMyrna NFT's are so last year, you need to sweeten the deal. Throw in the chance to be one of 2000 people on a Zoom meeting and we'll talk.
@PearlsFromMyrna 🀣🀣🀣🀣
@PearlsFromMyrna This is a major announcement indeed. I have the entire collection except for the Funeral Luncheon Committee foil card. Please take my money!
@PearlsFromMyrna Nice pic. Sarcasm wins today. ❀️❀️❀️
@PearlsFromMyrna Hilarious. You make me want to play bingo til I drop.
@PearlsFromMyrna I'll take five --- do you accept IOU's ? 🀣🀣
@PearlsFromMyrna 🀣 🀣🀣
@PearlsFromMyrna Myrna, that was a magic mushroom omelette. Do you need some brownies?
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Well Done!
@PearlsFromMyrna Awesome!πŸ€˜πŸΌπŸ˜‚πŸ€˜πŸΌ
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@PearlsFromMyrna needs more cape and laser beams coming out of your eyes…
@PearlsFromMyrna Myrna (may I call you Myna?) this is a great idea!! This is just the gift I was looking to give that special someone. Did you have a preview available? πŸ˜‰
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I would buy all of you amazing cards before I would give the 🀑 a dollar.
@PearlsFromMyrna would make a Christmas gift lol. Nice to see you here myrna
@PearlsFromMyrna Come on, Myrna . . . Where's the Wonder Woman shot?
@PearlsFromMyrna OMG I JUST CACKLED!!! Well done Myrna!! πŸ˜πŸ€£πŸ‘
@PearlsFromMyrna For that you get a follow.
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