@joshuatopolsky you just need the right chill playlist. It's the only way to fly.

@joshuatopolsky Those types of people deserve medals. And all the disdain I can muster.

@joshuatopolsky this is me. My wife then stares angrily at me for the next 13 hours on the flight that I don’t stir from, without drugs of any sort

@joshuatopolsky I wiiiiiiiiiisssshhhhh!!!!!

@joshuatopolsky It's that hissing air sound for me. Pressurizing the cabin or circulating air or whatever it's doing.

@joshuatopolsky ah I see you bumped into my father, my brother, and myself 😁

@joshuatopolsky Probably doesn’t help to hear that on occasion I’d like to stay awake on a flight?

@joshuatopolsky I do that all the time, but I do also tend to miss out on any meal service

@joshuatopolsky They miss out on so much uninterrupted reading time.

@joshuatopolsky maybe they’re just really tired

@joshuatopolsky I learned how to do it by taking a red eye flight every Sunday night for a year.

@joshuatopolsky Agreed, I can’t sleep on an flight either!

@joshuatopolsky Be content that these same people also have the chance to fall asleep in the airport waiting area and miss their plane.

@joshuatopolsky Have fun being mad, I’m catching those Zzzs 😴

@joshuatopolsky it's the brown noise of the cabin getting pressurized. knocks me out every time and I wake up when they serve snacks. Ever try some brown noise on spotify?

@joshuatopolsky I think it’s this kind of thing that makes Twitter think you’re dangerous… 🤣🤕🤪

@joshuatopolsky I am one of these I'm afraid. Try my very best to stay awake for the safety demonstration but not always successfully. Flight passes quickly.

@joshuatopolsky It doesn't happen to me often but when it does it's like teleporting.

@joshuatopolsky I am that person and I apologise for nothing.

@joshuatopolsky I feel your anger. I can sleep anywhere with the exception of an airplane. One time I finally dozed on a red eye when a flight attendant woke me to ask if I ordered the kosher meal. I wearily muttered yes. She said " just want to let you know we don't have it"

@joshuatopolsky My favorite kind of flight. And I assume that also makes me a favorite of the flight crew. Nothing nicer than passing out for an 8 hour transatlantic flight.