lindyli

Marjorie Taylor Greene is mad you can buy butt plugs and dildos at CVS

I’m mad that an 18-year-old can buy an AR-15 at a gun shop and decapitate kids

I’m mad that almost anyone can buy massive weapons of war and slaughter Americans

But this nut job is worried about sex toys?!

Dec 11, 2022 at 11:10pmWeb
Show threadtoxtethogradyDec 11, 2022
@lindyli The fact that Greene knows so much about these items implies she's gone shopping for them before...
Show threadPaddlingfrogDec 11, 2022
@lindyli …which she most likely uses herself in her degenerate life activities.
Show threadIt's Just Jenn 🏳️‍⚧️Dec 11, 2022
@lindyli I just appreciate her spreading the good news! BRB off to CVS! 😂
Show threadrobert_said_whatDec 11, 2022
@lindyli she worries about not enough polarization and chaos actually. If you let people think straight for a second you’ll realize she’s got an iq below plant life and doesn’t belong anywhere let alone in Congress.
Show threadblsDec 12, 2022
@lindyli MTG is walking click-bait. She'll say anything to get herself into the headlines, and then completely ignores the blow-back and fact-checking, because she doesn't GAF
Show threadRichardOntarioDec 12, 2022
@lindyli Agreed But it’s illegal to own more than 6 dildos in Texas but it’s legal to fuck your horse
Show threadPippi & ObiJuan PupsDec 12, 2022
@RADC @lindyli wait, what?
Show threadRichardOntarioDec 12, 2022
@TinCanWin @lindyli Facts
Show threadPippi & ObiJuan PupsDec 12, 2022
@RADC @lindyli fucckkkkk...
Show threadRichardOntarioDec 12, 2022
@TinCanWin @lindyli Hah That’s what the cowboys say It’s the 21st Century No more home home on the range
Show threadRichardOntarioDec 12, 2022
@TinCanWin @lindyli In perhaps the most noticeable line of the brief, Ted Cruz’s office declared, “There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship.”
Show threadRichardOntarioDec 12, 2022
@TinCanWin @lindyli Texas is one of eight states that does not have a ban on the books against bestiality. It's not a crime for people in Texas to have sex with animals.
Show threadPippi & ObiJuan PupsDec 12, 2022
@RADC @lindyli explains a lot of my neighbors tbh...
Show threadRichardOntarioDec 12, 2022
@TinCanWin @lindyli I can’t imagine Pippi Well I can imagine but that’s because I’m disturbed in the head Lol
Show threadMason, reluctant americanDec 14, 2022

@RADC @TinCanWin 🙄 This is simply untrue. It is a felony:
Section 21.09 – Beastiality
Beastiality is committed when a person knowingly engages in sexual acts with an animal...

Under the law, a person also can’t engage in observance of beastiality, advertise such events or cause a person to engage in these acts. If found guilty, it’s a state jail felony unless the animal is seriously injured or dies. That’s when the act becomes a second-degree felony.

Show threadPippi & ObiJuan PupsDec 14, 2022
@MasonBee @RADC insane
Show threadRichardOntarioDec 14, 2022
@TinCanWin @MasonBee it took a deeper dive but the poster is correct The law went into effect a few years ago (2017) but before that it was a yippee yi oh ki aye kinda thing
Show threadPippi & ObiJuan PupsDec 14, 2022
@RADC @MasonBee this state is a brisket fire
Show threadRichardOntarioDec 14, 2022
@TinCanWin @MasonBee Well c’mon They can’t fuck their horses nor can they own more than 6 dildos What’s a Texan to do??!!??
Show threadRichardOntarioDec 14, 2022
@MasonBee @TinCanWin I stand corrected
Show threadjimmyraytunenoDec 12, 2022
@lindyli she doesn’t need either since she has had so many extramarital partners. Not judging but Marj sure does.
Show threadTofu GolemDec 12, 2022

@lindyli
Whenever Republicans say something outrageously stupid, they are desperate to avoid talking about something else.

Do not waste time talking about how what they said is stupid. Instead, figure out what they want to avoid talking about, and relentlessly drive the conversation back to that.

If you explain why they are wrong or stupid, they succeeded in getting you to talk about something else.

Show threadTofu GolemDec 12, 2022

@lindyli
Addendum:
They are absolutely neurotic about masculinity.

Call them a coward for changing the subject. Question their masculinity for changing the subject. This makes them emotional and puts them on the defensive.

Show threadCarol (Connie's Mom) miss youDec 12, 2022
@lindyli hi! Just came over today.
Show threadNemesisDec 12, 2022
@lindyli She may want to reconsider her position based on her recent change in marital status and level of desirability with the men.
Show threadM Douglas WrayDec 12, 2022
@lindyli Really? Butt plugs at CVS? I thought they were pacifiers. (grimace)
Show threadMartinDec 12, 2022
@lindyli one suspects that there may be not-very-delicate reasons for that...let's talk about "The Moral Majority" lol
Show threadSector9Dec 12, 2022
@lindyli
Margarine Traitor Gangrene looks like Silly putty that has escaped a lab experiment.
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51ZwHqWArdL._AC_SY1000_.jpg
Here is 250lbs of it at Google, was this her???
https://googleblog.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/putty_clay-738871.jpg
Show threadAlan Langford 🇨🇦🧤🧊摏Dec 12, 2022
@lindyli I suspect she's mad because so many of her detractors have suggested that she acquire these products while mentioning the ease of said acquisition.
Show threadPalinDec 12, 2022
@lindyli
Tomi t. Ahonen just designed a butt plug named Marjorie.... comes in 3 sizes....looks just like her!
So glad you are here , You have always been one of my favorites to read ...
Show threadParanoid FactoidDec 12, 2022

@lindyli

Sex toys are incredibly dangerous. For example, you could slip and fall stepping on a dildo. You know, it rolls under your feet and then you're doing the teetering dance. Handcuffs! Sure, bondage. But put a pair in a pot and try to make handcuff soup stock and it tastes TERRIBLE! And what about chastity devices? You don't want to know about that!!!

Show threadGracie GatoDec 12, 2022
@lindyli I am mad my local CVS puts hemmoroid cream next to the chap stick!
Show threadSharmaine CollierDec 13, 2022
@lindyli I've checked and Target really doesn't carry butt plugs nor dildos, but they do carry very poor quality vibrators, for what it's worth.
Show threadScenarioDec 14, 2022
@lindyli She’s just mad CVS doesn’t stock her size.
Show threadAlisonW ♿🏳️‍🌈♾️Dec 14, 2022
@lindyli
yeah, but butt plugs would stop her friends talking.
Show threadkirkiscoolDec 14, 2022
@lindyli I'm mad a kid can get an assault rifle as a gift from his parents, use it to kill protesters and get off then become a right wing celebrity for it.