lindyliDec 11, 2022

Marjorie Taylor Greene is mad you can buy butt plugs and dildos at CVS

I’m mad that an 18-year-old can buy an AR-15 at a gun shop and decapitate kids

I’m mad that almost anyone can buy massive weapons of war and slaughter Americans

But this nut job is worried about sex toys?!

Show threadRichardOntarioDec 12, 2022
@lindyli Agreed But it’s illegal to own more than 6 dildos in Texas but it’s legal to fuck your horse
Show threadPippi & ObiJuan PupsDec 12, 2022
@RADC @lindyli wait, what?
Show threadRichardOntarioDec 12, 2022
@TinCanWin @lindyli Facts
Show threadPippi & ObiJuan Pups
@RADC @lindyli fucckkkkk...
Dec 12, 2022 at 12:53amWeb
Show threadRichardOntarioDec 12, 2022
@TinCanWin @lindyli Hah That’s what the cowboys say It’s the 21st Century No more home home on the range
Show threadRichardOntarioDec 12, 2022
@TinCanWin @lindyli In perhaps the most noticeable line of the brief, Ted Cruz’s office declared, “There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship.”
Show threadRichardOntarioDec 12, 2022
@TinCanWin @lindyli Texas is one of eight states that does not have a ban on the books against bestiality. It's not a crime for people in Texas to have sex with animals.
Show threadPippi & ObiJuan PupsDec 12, 2022
@RADC @lindyli explains a lot of my neighbors tbh...
Show threadRichardOntarioDec 12, 2022
@TinCanWin @lindyli I can’t imagine Pippi Well I can imagine but that’s because I’m disturbed in the head Lol
Show threadMason, reluctant americanDec 14, 2022

@RADC @TinCanWin 🙄 This is simply untrue. It is a felony:
Section 21.09 – Beastiality
Beastiality is committed when a person knowingly engages in sexual acts with an animal...

Under the law, a person also can’t engage in observance of beastiality, advertise such events or cause a person to engage in these acts. If found guilty, it’s a state jail felony unless the animal is seriously injured or dies. That’s when the act becomes a second-degree felony.

Show threadPippi & ObiJuan PupsDec 14, 2022
@MasonBee @RADC insane
Show threadRichardOntarioDec 14, 2022
@TinCanWin @MasonBee it took a deeper dive but the poster is correct The law went into effect a few years ago (2017) but before that it was a yippee yi oh ki aye kinda thing
Show threadPippi & ObiJuan PupsDec 14, 2022
@RADC @MasonBee this state is a brisket fire
Show threadRichardOntarioDec 14, 2022
@TinCanWin @MasonBee Well c’mon They can’t fuck their horses nor can they own more than 6 dildos What’s a Texan to do??!!??
Show threadRichardOntarioDec 14, 2022
@MasonBee @TinCanWin I stand corrected