Jason GlemanDec 9, 2022
Renée
Me: *buys a mirror*
The internet: Would you like more mirrors?
Me: I have one thanks, it has shipped!
The internet: You need mirrors. More mirrors!
Me: I am good on mirrors...
The internet: no you need more mirrors??! Cover your house with mirrors!!
Me: this is weird, stop with the mirrors
The internet: mirrors! mirrors!! mirrors!!!
Me: woah
The internet: mirrors mîrrørs mi̸͙̲̇͊r̶̤͗̚r̵͍̿o̶̩͈͐͋r̸̡͚̈́͝s̷͕͋̕ upon m̴̧͙̹̯͓̃͗̆͝i̶̧̽͘r̷̹͔͙͐̒͑͛̽r̵̮̪̄̈́ȏ̵̺̣̘̺͆͝ŗ̵̨̯̘̖̈̈́͂͆ş̵̖̭͉̎ͅ upon m̶̨̨̛̛̛̟̝̖̙̯̹͇̣̩̳̫̼̫̮̱͖̤͉̤̥͔̮͉͚̗̖͉̗͐̋͗̿̑̉́̿̉̑͒͐͂̿͗̄̋͛̕͝į̶̞̰͎̹̱͎̀̈́͛ṟ̴̨̛͕̘̺̣̜͈̪̻̘̉͒͗̽̀̓̐̈͛̈́̏̿̄̔͒͛̾̐̚͘̕͝͝͝r̸̡̖͙̼̫͎̩̼̺̮̗͌̿̊͌̀͆̆̃͘͠͝͝ǫ̵͈̺̣͍̼͍̳͖͙̆̈́̾̂̿͒͗̔̕͝ͅr̴̛̳̞͉̣͆̿̍͐̒͒̋̽̾̓̅̇̑̍̏͊́́͒̚̕̕͘̕͝ş̷̧̧̨͙̜͇͕͕̩̮̺͙̮͇̰̳̍͒̈͂̂̈̚͝͝
Dec 9, 2022 at 5:58pmWeb
Show threadBen RamseyDec 9, 2022
@reneestephen Z̵̢̳̝̠̮̠̮͕̪̰̲̲̦̊̍̀̈́̾̍̽̚a̷̡̧͍͉͚̳͓̬̜͆͗͜͜͜ḷ̸̗̜͈̥̝̣̝̫̫̙̰̯͒̔̽͛̽̆͌͌͌̊͋̆̄̀̕͜͜͜ͅģ̶̛̻̘̗͍̹̪̱͍̈ǫ̶̦͈̫̲̻͚͙̺̯̣̙̔́̿̋̀̈́̀͝ ̷̗̩̑́͑ḑ̷̡̙͎̤̝͍̝͔̖̺̦̯̉̇͆͛̾͌̈̍̋̈̐͐̈́̆ͅȩ̸̥͈̻̄̈́̊͂̅̊͆̂̄̈̿̈́̈́͘͝ḿ̷̧̗̥̞̱̭̗̍̓̍̀̈́̽́́̀͗̆͝å̸̛̰̯̾̇͊̇̇̋͝͠n̵̝̤̼͙̅͐̉̍͑ḑ̶̢͓͍̦̞̹̻̂̑̆̌̓̓͗̌̆̂̿̎̑̒ͅṡ̴̨̛̱̠̠̼̣͙͚̺̏̈́̿͌̐̾̀̎̑͠ ̴̱̫̯͙̙̲̦̟̦̪̮͕͕̳̜́y̷̢͖̮̪̤̹̼͇̳̝̘͈͚͈̆̐̏̀̂̍͑̈́̽͊̌̎͗̈̕ͅơ̸͔̩͔̪̤͓̩̟͖̹̹̣̦̫̤̐̐̓̃͊̍͘̚̕͝ͅͅụ̵̝̯̻͆̈́̆̉͌̽͊̽͂̑̈́̕̕ ̸̪͈̤̹̄̏̀͂̃h̶̡̡̨̭͖͔̞͈͕͈̼̫̟̠̮͔̠͆͌̂͂͋̈́̀̓̽̉̕͝͠a̸̛̻̘̬͎̪̱̺̜͉͙̲̞̫̝̹͛̀͊̽̈́͐̆̐͂̀̆̽̈́͂͘͝v̷͔͚͉̤̝̱͔͓͓͚͉̫͐̓̇̈́̓̈͛͝e̸͔͎̞͎̲̱̤̞͓̦͔̲̎̿̇͌̐͑̃̕ ̵̧̲̝̥̟̰̼̥̰͐̋̽̕ḿ̵̢̹̮̣̗͓͚͕̜̻̫͙̹͉̊̂̏͆̉͊̋͜͠o̷̯͕̞͚̪͆̅̚͜͜r̸̟̩̟̾͛͒̀̃̒́̾̈́̈́̈́̋̄̚͜͠e̴͓͓̅̅͒̑͛̓͌̈͛̋̽̕ ̵̡̧͈̹̭͕̫͙̣̩̩͇̣̃̋ͅm̴͚̼̆̓̅̿̆́͠i̶͇̻̙̻̞̰̙̙̲̝̺̣̖̿͗̈́͋̈́̇̀̊͋̔͋̕r̸͚̠̥̫̲̙̞̖͖̫̞͈̥̉̐̑̈͆͛̈́̄r̷̡̗̿͂̏̓̏̈́̈́̔̚͝ö̴̡͙͈́̀͋̽̌͝r̴̢̨̳̪̻͇̮̜̥͕̮͈͎̳̉s̷̻͉̥̻͍̠̬̣͎̜͈̬̀̂̓̉͋͐̄̓̽̚,̵̡́̊͗̄̇̉̓͂͊̈́̀͝ ̵̯̘̟͈̠̻͙͚̰̙̍͜ͅą̷̞̮̮̭̜͖͌̌͑͛̓̃̅̈́͜͝n̸̪̩̣̘̥̳͌̎̌̈́̓̒̈́͌͊̃̽͠d̶̪͓̩̱͚̼͕̯̭̃̀̓̓̅͆͋̒́̃̊̀̋͘͘̚̕ͅ ̶̹̥̀̓̀́͗̽͊͑̉͆̅̃͂̕͜Z̶̤̱͈̩͇͚̪͂̈́̎͐̓̐͆̆̕ã̵̭̼̦͔̀͋͗l̸͚̦͉̣͉͎̪̰̇̊g̸̨̧̛̝̩̭̦̭̈́͐̑̐̃̈́̉̕̕͠ǭ̸̡̧̫͙͍̦̮͙̗̠̬̃͝ ̵̥̖͇͕͕̈̑̔̽̓̄́̂̍̔̊̚͘̚͝͠ģ̴̢̝̼̱̥̲̗̳̇̍̌̇̏͜ẽ̸̟̞̺̬̪̜͈t̵̳̝̞̘̣̯̩̱͈̻̝̻͓͔̠͆͜ͅs̶̫̖͆̾̊̈́͆̈́̉͑͘̕̚͜͝͠ ̴̢̱̺̠͈̦͙̬̔̔̃̔͑̚͜͜w̷̨̤̳͎͍̖̮͓̮̘̭̟̞͉̥̻͋̋̑͛͊h̴̫̺̙̀̀̕ͅa̷̛̮̳̙͋̉̃͛̎̀̂͒̽͒̽̊̓̚͝͝t̷̻̲͉̘͂͑̑̾̃͋͒̓̚ ̵̨̡͇̤̿̊͆̊̌͊̆͐̐̄͑̂̋̆̀̎͜͝i̸͈̾͋̎͒͗̎̉͐ͅt̵̨͉̫̺̫͗̒̈̈́̈́̓̓͑̓̾̓̉́̊̇͝͠ ̶̙͓͇̼̭̩͒͑̊̔̑͋̈͘ẅ̷̖́̈́̈́̾̉͛̃͒a̸̡̛̛̯̫͈̘̝̤͇̜̣͕͔̤͕̳̒̂̈̆͒̀͂̐̾̀͜͝͠n̴̢̛̗͍̪̟͙̘̼͕̙̘͗̔̃͑̔͆̍̒͂͂̕͘̚͠͠ͅt̶̹̊͋͌̅͊͑̂̊̚͘ś̶͖̠̘̝̙̣̞̼̹͔̍́̂.̷̧̡̮͇͕̥̟͙͓̪̞̞̖̜̯͓͛͆̀̃͘͝ͅ
Show threadRenéeDec 9, 2022
@ramsey oh my god it's spreading
Show threadClaudio Zizza 🦜Dec 9, 2022
@reneestephen You need to reflect on that decision.
Show threadKLBDec 9, 2022
@reneestephen I am so sick of being marketed to at every click!
Show threadTrolli Schmittlauch 🦥Dec 9, 2022
@reneestephen
UK: You can even have a Daily Mirror.
Show threadRenéeDec 9, 2022
@schmittlauch but oddly it's the Daily Mail that actually opens the door to a distorted hell dimension.
Show threadPetra DreiskämperDec 9, 2022
@reneestephen Happened to my partner a while back: bought a trash can and was haunted for 2! years by pictures everywhere of that very same can :(
Show threadGiflianDec 9, 2022
@reneestephen I remember after buying a piano I got so many ads for pianos, because I need more than one for my many pairs of hands
Show threadRenéeDec 9, 2022
@giflian just gotta be like
Show threadGiflianDec 9, 2022
@reneestephen if only I could
Show threadKrzysztof Nizioł Dec 9, 2022
@reneestephen Internet is a liar. Don’t listen to him.
Show threadTony WellsDec 10, 2022
@reneestephen
"Frequently bought together : Your Mirror :
ANKRPOPTERIXOLOPEX 5-Pack 2.34M USB C Charger Cable 3.1A USB C Cable Fast Charge Type C Charger Cable Fast Charging Nylon Braided Super Strong Compatible Samsung S26, Apple 13, Note 21, Sony 55" OLED Ford F150 Silver :
CRYHOOLAH Wax Soy Crayons Set of 29 Assorted Crayons for Kids Teens Toddlers Adults Pets Multicolor Different Colour Different Shades Limited Edition
Show threadjosh buermannDec 10, 2022

@reneestephen

How much has been invested in adtech in the past twenty years that all it does is try to sell us the last thing we purchased?