josh buermann

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"Man has survived hitherto because he was too ignorant to know how to realize his wishes. Now that he can realize them, he must either change them or perish."

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The congressional rep from Minnesota's 8th sure is dead set on destroying Minnesota's 8th by planting a giant Chilean copper mine inside the Boundary Waters.

https://www.startribune.com/stauber-notches-key-victory-with-senate-vote-end-ban-on-mining-near-bwcaw/601751511

I'm not sure if we'll ever have the advanced technology necessary to add pool dimensions or gym equipment fields to hotel databases. Presumably it becomes a remote possibility somewhere downstream from the super intelligent singularity.
It is the year 2026. It is still impossible to discover the length of the lap pool or if the gym has a squat rack from hotel websites.

Shell oil lifted its offshore drilling platforms above rising seas back in 1989 so it could continue bailing water into the oceans until the waves swallowed Venice.

https://www.ft.com/content/a0ff759d-eeeb-440d-8798-64b220827f47?syn-25a6b1a6=1

Venice will ‘ultimately be lost’ without rapid action

Italian city has ‘no optimal’ solution to adapt to sea-level rise, research finds

Financial Times

An old friend left their copy of George Saunder's Vigil here and, wry observer that he is, he points out that I somehow missed the story where Shell redesigned its offshore drilling platforms to accommodate rising seas just before joining the #climate denial crusade.

https://graphics.latimes.com/oil-operations/

An Oklahoma legislator going full communist to collect blood donations from the most self-centered and selfish self-selecting aggregation of Americans is almost as funny as these cheated fools dying for the cause of pure idiocy.

https://www.cidrap.umn.edu/covid-19/more-people-requesting-unvaccinated-blood-themselves-or-their-children

More people requesting ‘unvaccinated’ blood for themselves or their children

CIDRAP

Some villainous antisemites destroyed a Tehran synagogue during the Jewish Passover holiday.

https://fair.org/home/israel-destroys-a-synagogue-us-media-yawn/

Israel Destroys a Synagogue; US Media Yawn

Underplaying the story obscures not only Israel’s aggression, but the actual nature of Iranian society, portrayed as obsessed with wiping Jews off the map.

FAIR

Department of War not doing a very good job of supporting the troops outside Secretary of Wife Beating Whiskeyfist's daily recitation of prayers from the Book of Tarantino.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2026/04/16/iran-war-mail-packages-middle-east/89609308007/

Cookies, deodorant, socks. Iran war puts military packages in limbo

Thousands of boxes sent to service members in Middle East are stuck in limbo. The Postal Service has indefinitely suspended delivery amid Iran war.

USA TODAY

"Every Black kid is now just standard put on Adderall, SSRIs, benzos, which are known to induce violence. Those kids are gonna have a chance to go [to one of my wellness farms] and be ‘reparented,'" Robert F Kennedy Jr explained on a podcast without explaining what "reparented" means, letting him off the hook two years later when a congress member asked him to explain it and he could blame his cocktail of toilet seat cocaine, crystal meth, heroin, and DMT.

https://www.al.com/politics/2026/04/terri-sewell-slams-rfk-over-black-children-on-adhd-meds-needing-to-be-reparented.html

Terri Sewell slams RFK over Black children on ADHD meds needing to be ‘reparented’

"Have you ever ‘reparented,’ or parented, I should say, a Black child?" Sewell asked. “I don’t even know what that phrase means,” Kennedy said.

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Florida surgeon charged with killing man after removing liver instead of spleen

It wasn’t the first time the surgeon cut out the wrong organ.

https://arstechnica.com/health/2026/04/florida-surgeon-charged-with-killing-man-after-removing-liver-instead-of-spleen/

Florida surgeon charged with killing man after removing liver instead of spleen

It wasn't the first time the surgeon cut out the wrong organ.

Ars Technica