Mastodawn

GETTING A COLLEGE EDUCATION
• expensive & difficult
• people will ask you about it

YELLING AT SEAGULLS IN PUBLIC
• free & easy
• makes you seem interesting
• people will NOT ask you about it

@roxiqt and there is a good chance you will get pooped on no matter which you chose.

@roxiqt excellent points, we’ll put

@roxiqt I'm not screaming at them, I am shrieking to them in their own language

@roxiqt I feel like the kinds of people who would ask me about screaming at seagulls, are the kinds of people I simply do not care to know. 😤

@roxiqt but they will record you quietly and out you on YouTube or TikTok, so...

@roxiqt and will go out of their way to avoid you

Also:
* You'll show those pesky seagulls that you mean business
* Give 'em a taste of their own medicine, yeah!

@roxiqt not sure these guys want to be yelled at … maybe I could dance with them instead ???