Roxi Horror 💀🌸GETTING A COLLEGE EDUCATION
• expensive & difficult
• people will ask you about it
YELLING AT SEAGULLS IN PUBLIC
• free & easy
• makes you seem interesting
• people will NOT ask you about it
Aeáro, a SeaWyrm 
Also:
* You'll show those pesky seagulls that you mean business
* Give 'em a taste of their own medicine, yeah!